Ray Romano Quotes

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences.

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Famous Ray Romano Quotes

“If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all.”

Ifs Knows Amount Fame Married Impressed Being Married Not Impressed

Author:Ray Romano

“If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.”

Ifs Knows Sex Taxes Dues Drivers License

Author:Ray Romano

“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.”

Ifs Knows Way Children Shows Three Next Sex Pay Plans Share Months Taxes Work Out Dues Drivers Twins Next Day License Three Months

Author:Ray Romano

“You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.”

Ifs Thinking Years Believe Two Might Rooms Two Years Cows Believe In Me Twins Living Room Exaggeration Two Year Olds Airborne

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.”

Ifs Thinking Said Winning Wife My Wife

Author:Ray Romano

“Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It's HBO. On Men of Certain Age, if we wanted a song, it would break the bank. But, Vinyl can go all-out.”

Ifs Knows Men Age Wanted Certain Song Sides Break Eras Vinyl Hbo Notches Connoisseur Jagger Top Notch

Author:Ray Romano

“I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.”

Ifs Knows Want Guy Scene Everybody Loves Raymond

Author:Ray Romano

“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”

Ifs Father Right Now Hug Accounting Fathers Day Accountants

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“The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.”

Ifs Talking Audience Comedy Missing Gratification Sitcom Format Immediate Gratification

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“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.”

Ifs Want Two Funny Marriage Successful Kings Bed Married Sake Size Successful Marriage

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.”

Ifs Way Different Character Film Comedy Smart Things To Do Considering

Author:Ray Romano

“If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.”

Ifs Games Wonder Golf Enjoyment Frustrating Enjoyable

Author:Ray Romano

“If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

About the Author

Born: December 21, 1957
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 95

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