Ray Romano Quotes

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences.

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“I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-life stuff that counts making sure the kids are going to school and all that. I married a saint well, a saint who curses.”

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“I had a very Italian house - the "plastic furniture you couldn't sit on" house. Did anybody have the museum house? For a kid it's traumatic. Towels you can never touch. China no one's ever gonna use. Everything is for a special occasion that never happens. My mother was waiting for the Pope to show up for dinner. Or Sinatra. Or Chachi.”

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“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.”

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“I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.”

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“My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.”

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“You know, a TV show is a slow build.”

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“I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.”

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“I have this mistress: show business.”

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Author:Ray Romano

About the Author

Born: December 21, 1957
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 95

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