“If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all.” IfsKnowsAmountFameMarriedImpressedBeing MarriedNot Impressed Author:Ray Romano
“I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-life stuff that counts making sure the kids are going to school and all that. I married a saint well, a saint who curses.” WellsDoeRealShowsKidsSchoolStuffWifeMarriedLet MeSaintMy WifeReal LifeCurseShow BusinessMistressAdulation Author:Ray Romano
“The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.” KnowsMenWorryWifeMarriedTinyMarried Man Book:Everything and a Kite Source: Everything and a Kite
“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.” IfsWantTwoFunnyMarriageSuccessfulKingsBedMarriedSakeSizeSuccessful Marriage Book:Everything and a Kite Source: Everything and a Kite
“That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.” KnowsDreamFunnyMarriageCoupleMarriedApologizingMarried Couples Book:Everything and a Kite Source: Everything and a Kite
