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“I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.”

People Knows Feels Humans Said Humor Funny Human Beings Animal Heavy Singers Tonight Concerts Metals Heavy Metal

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I went to a high school for the performing arts and I lived and breathed music. It kept me focused; it kept me sane.”

Art School High School Focused Performing Sane Performing Arts

Author:Beyonce Knowles

“I went to a high school reunion a couple years ago and realized that the kids who were the most unusual in high school are the ones who are the most interesting now and the ones who were popular are dull and boring.”

Years Kids School Interesting Couple High School Years Ago Boring Dull Unusual Most Interesting Reunion High School Reunion School Reunion

Author:Anderson Cooper

“I went to a high school that didn't have many people in it. There were, like, 60 people in my senior class. There was a group of cool kids and a group of really dorky kids, and I was probably the coolest of the really dorky kids.”

People Kids School Class Groups High School Senior Dorky Cool Kid Senior Class

Author:Matthew Perry

“I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And what I saw, I saw.”

House Saws Doors

Author:Simon R. Green

Source: Something from the Nightside

“I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.”

Hard Girl Sex Spells Cigarette Embarrassing Craving That Girl Snobby

Author:Norm MacDonald

“I went to a Jesuit school and they did a William Shakespeare play every year. I got to know Shakespeare as parts I wanted to play. I missed out on playing Ophelia - it was an all-boys school. The younger boys used to play the girls, I played Lady Anne in Richard III and Lady Macbeth, then Richard II and Malvolio. I just became a complete Shakespeare nut, really.”

School Girl Boys Ophelia Jesuit

Author:Gregory Doran

“I went to a job and sat down as a proper apprentice, learning how to make jewelry. It involved a lot of remodeling and repairing. It was a bad time in England in those days and people didn't have much money - they would repair a ring rather than buy a new one. They would thicken up the gold. I learned all the ways to make something look new again.”

People Gold Rings Sat Jewelry Bad Times

Author:Laurence Graff

“I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified”

Firsts Play Lasts Night Bars Last Night Karaoke

Author:Stewart Francis

“I went to a Katy Perry concert, and I experienced pure bliss for the first time in my life.”

Firsts Pure First Time Bliss Concerts Pure Bliss

Author:Eden Sher

“I went to a large consolidated school in Appalachia. And I wrote the story when I was in the second grade and I took it up to the third floor to the school newspaper office that was written and edited by juniors and seniors.”

Stories School Written Office Thirds Newspapers Grades Senior Juniors Edited Appalachia

Author:Tom Robbins

“I went to a lecture of [Arthur Koestler ] once, I never met him.”

Mets Lectures Arthur

Author:Nat Hentoff

“I went to a little liberal-arts college in Missouri called Truman State University.”

Littles Art States College University Missouri Truman Liberal Arts Liberal Arts College

Author:Jenna Fischer

“I went to a local high school in Lancaster. Not much I can say about it; it was pretty much your typical public high school back in Pennsylvania.”

I Can School High School Locals Typical Pennsylvania Lancaster

Author:Jonathan Groff

“I went to a lot of different high schools. I had quite a sporadic schooling experience. I went to school in England briefly, to boarding school, and I went to a few different ones in Australia as well. I'm really lucky! I have friends in most countries.”

Wells Different Country School Lucky High School England Australia Schooling Sporadic

Author:Alice Englert

“I went to a lot of theatre schools, got a lot of training, did a lot of repertory where you do a different play every night. I took a lot of voice, movement, and acting classes.”

Different Play School Night Voice Acting Class Movement Training Theatre Every Night Acting Classes

Author:Jeffrey Combs

“I went to a lovely school, and I got an incredible education. And I actually think that my education is what really sets me apart, 'cause I'm very smart.”

Thinking School Causes Smart Incredibles Lovely Very Smart

Author:Lady Gaga

“I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.”

Self Humor Funny Massage Parlor Self Service

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.”

Left Love You Meetings Romantic Love Funny Love Premature

Author:Jack Benny

“I went to a middle-class school, but my background is working class. I got the best of both worlds, I saw both classes, so I have a pretty fair idea of how people live and why they do it.”

People World Ideas School Class Saws Middle Fairs Backgrounds Middle Class Working Class Best Of Both Worlds

Author:David Bowie

Source: David Bowie: The Last Interview

“I went to a military school between the ages of six and 12 and later into the air force. You learn discipline and strength of character.”

Character Age School Force Air Military Discipline Six Strength Of Character Air Force Military School

Author:Larry Hagman

“I went to a mixed school and I can't remember being bullied at school, ever. I was quite large, in those days. Usually, if you're going to be a bully, you'll pick on someone who is small. I didn't bully anybody, and I don't remember being bullied.”

Ifs I Can School Remember Picks Bullying Bully Bullied Being Bullied

Author:Elton John

“I went to a mosque in Philadelphia with [my wife] in December 24, 1999. And we we went to this mosque in Philly, and I just had such a strong reaction to the prayer. And I was really emotionally - I felt really grounded at that time. And so to be in this prayer and the imam is doing the prayer in Arabic and I don't understand a word of Arabic but I just remember these tears just coming down my face and it just really connecting to my spirit in a way that felt like I needed to pay attention to that.”

Way Remember Faces Spirit Strong Felt Prayer Pay Attention Wife Tears Needed My Wife Reactions Pay Attention Grounded Connecting December Philadelphia Mosques

Author:Mahershala Ali

“I went to a motivational training course once, a course of self-discovery, and I found out after a week that my fear - it was not a fear of not being accepted - was a very violent fear of failure.”

Self Courses Found Week Training Discovery Accepted Violent Self Discovery Fear Of Failure Being Accepted Motivational Training

Author:Emanuel Steward

“I went to a music concert last night. I took a bunch of pictures, because nothing captures sound like a photograph.”

Humor Sound Music Photography Photograph Absurd Picture Concert

Author:Jarod Kintz

Source: A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“I went to a mystery writers conference ... and I learned a lot not only from the faculty - and in the faculty we had forensic doctors, detectives, policemen, experts in guns, etc. - but from the questions of the students.”

Mystery Students Gun Doctors Experts Etc Faculty Conferences Policemen Detectives Forensics

Author:Isabel Allende

“I went to a number of foreign countries, and during whenever I went, I would try to go to an orphanage or a home for children. And I was seeing thousands of kids around the world that needed homes.”

World Trying Children Country Home Kids Numbers Seeing Needed Around The World Foreign Countries Orphanage

Author:Sam Brownback

“I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.”

Said Whole Helping Numbers Groups Percent Election Folks Stupid People Presidential Election Stupid Republican Presidential Debate Gangnam Style Binders

Author:Mitt Romney

“I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion once. For a Halloween Party. And everyone wasn't in costume, or if they were they were little bunnies or something, and I went as Michael Jackson.”

Ifs Littles Party Halloween Costumes Mansions Bunnies Playboy Halloween Party

Author:January Jones

“I went to a performance of 'The Crucible' at the Guthrie when I was a sophomore in high school, and I knew right away that that's what I wanted to do”

Wanted School High School Performances Crucible Sophomore

Author:John Hawkes

“I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'”

Thinking Wells May Art School Night Comedy Teacher High School Performances Clubs Signing Inappropriate Mics Performance Art Comedy Clubs

Author:Margaret Cho

“I went to a performing arts high school, we learned Shakespeare, I did 'Fences.' When you train, you can do anything.”

Art School Can Do High School Train Performing Fence Performing Arts

Author:Marlon Wayans

“I went to a pizzeria. The guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart with what would you do if you found a million dollars, he gave me the "Donate it to charity" slice. "I'd like to exchange this for the 'Keep it!'"”

Ifs Humor Funny Guy Found Millions Dollars Charity Smallest Pie Pizza Million Dollars Donate

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it.”

Ifs Thinking Talking Cold Stones Greed Convinced Ice Excess Cream Ice Cream Apes Epitome Gist Keds

Author:Aziz Ansari

“I went to a Presbyterian college, you know, I was in... all the way, and so I remember doing my first sermon when I was 17, I was in high school. It wasn't a full twenty-five minute sermon, but for like ten minutes I got up and they let me do that, and it was on faith.”

Knows Way Firsts School Remember Five Minutes College Ten High School Let Me Twenties Sermons Five Minutes Twenty Five Presbyterians

Author:Woody Harrelson

“I went to a private arts school. We had to wear cloaks.”

Art School Cloaks Art School

Author:Claire Forlani

“I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.”

Years Two School Lasts Girl Boys Two Years

Author:Chris Lilley

“I went to a private Jewish school before high school, and a lot of the kids had beautiful homes, but my parents don't really care about those kinds of things.”

Kind Home Care Kids School Beautiful Parent High School

Author:Erin Heatherton

“I went to a private school in Singapore and they had an incredible arts program. Every day I was doing something artistic.”

Art School Program Incredibles Artistic Singapore Private School

Author:Lynn Collins

“I went to a psychiatrist and said, 'I want to hire you for one purpose.' He said, 'What's that?' I said, 'I want you to help me get the strength to leave my wife and children.' The psychiatrist said, 'OK... You at least know what you want to do. That's more than most people know.' (GERRY SPENCE)”

True Love Alcoholics Lawyers

Author:Dennis Wholey

Source: The Courage to Change: Personal Conversation About Alcoholism with Dennis Wholey

“I went to a psychoanalyst. He explained things about my love life that I found very impressive... almost scary.”

Found Scary Love Life Impressive Very Impressive

Author:Britney Spears

“I went to a psychologist friend and said if 500 people claimed to see Jesus after he died, it was just a hallucination. He said hallucinations are an individual event. If 500 people have the same hallucination, that's a bigger miracle than the resurrection.”

People Ifs Said Christian Jesus Individual Events Miracle Bigger Died Resurrection Psychologist Hallucinations

Author:Lee Strobel

“I went to a psychotherapist for a year and a bit, and it was fantastic. I went in with a very clear question: I couldn't work out why I behaved in a certain way in certain situations, and I got that answered.”

Way Years Certain Bits Situation Clear Work Out Fantastic Psychotherapists

Author:Sanjeev Bhaskar

“I went to a public high school and most of the comedy was coming from the black kids and the Asian kids and the Hispanic kids. And, the coolest kids to me where always the black kids. They were always fashion forward and they always dressed the coolest. They were always the best dancers, and just the coolest people.”

People Kids School Black Comedy Fashion High School Dancer Asian Hispanic

Author:Brett Ratner

“I went to a public high school that had a very small graduating class of 156 students. I lived a relatively normal childhood until I turned probably around 16. Things started to take off career-wise.”

School Class Careers Wise Childhood Students Normal High School Graduates Graduating Class

Author:Jesse McCartney

“I went to a public high school with a magnet program for law and psychology. But right before my junior year, I decided that I wanted to leave and become an actress, so I graduated early and moved out to L.A.”

Years Wanted School Law Psychology High School Program Decided Moved Actresses Juniors Magnet Junior Year

Author:Ashley Greene

“I went to a public school through sixth grade, and being good at tests wasn't cool.”

School Tests Be Good Grades Public School Sixth Grade

Author:Bill Gates

“I went to a radio station on Long Island in 1982, and thank goodness for me, it was so new that there was no receptionist. So the DJ opened up his booth, and took my tape and listened to it and thought it was a hit song.”

Long Song Goodness Radio Islands Stations Tape Djs Radio Stations Long Island Receptionists

Author:Jon Bon Jovi

“I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party.”

Shows Party Stage Mines Mets Thirds Birthday Spokes Vans Wilson Brian Birthday Party Third Time Dykes

Author:Matthew Sweet

“I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized!”

Said Hard Records Stores They Said Record Stores

Author:Mitch Hedberg

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