I Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with I. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“If you think communism is too hard a word - necessitates for government to be your god. And for government to be your God, they need to destroy the concept of God. That's why communism and evolution go hand in hand. Evolution is one of the strongest tools of Marxism. Because if they can convince you that you came from a monkey, it's much easier to convince you that God does not exist.”
“If you think confident, you act confident.”
“If you think creating a world without any poverty is impossible, let's do it. Because it is the right thing to do.”
“If you think customers are impatient in New York, wait to you see how impatient they are here in L.A.”
“If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly.”
“If you think dope is for kicks and for thrills, you're out of your mind. There are more kicks to be had in a good case of paralytic polio or by living in an iron lung.”
Source: Lady sings the blues
“If you think down, you will go down. If you think up, you will go up. You’ll always travel in the direction of your thinking.”
“If you think education is expensive, try estimating the cost of ignorance.”
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”
“If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance”
“If you think everybody hates you, then your ignorance is beyond the limit, because there's a loving heart somewhere longing to see your face.”
“If you think everything is on the internet, you are easily misled.”
“If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.”
“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”
“If you think fate is fickle, try tempting it”
Source: Slabscape: Reset
“If you think for one second no one knows what you've been going through; be accepting of the fact that you are wrong, that the long drawn and heavy breaths of despair have at times been felt by everyone - that pain is part of the human condition and that alone makes you a legion.”
“If you think four little alphabets, w-o-k-e, can define civilized human life, you are as dumb as those you consider un-woke. It is another way to codify righteousness, just like the church does with the term "born again". Be human my friend - beyond wokeness - beyond religiousness - beyond intellectualism and all forms of binarism and sectarianism.”
Source: Solo Standing on Guard: Life Before Law
“If you think girls suck, you're hanging out with the wrong ones. I've heard so many women say they don't have girlfriends, and they get along better with men. That's sad to me because when confident, happy, secure women come together in friendship, amazing things happen.”
Source: Girl Code
“If you think God has promised this world will be a five-star hotel, you will be miserable as you live through the normal struggles of life. But if you remember that God promised we would be pilgrims and this world may feel more like a desert or even a prison, you might find your life surprisingly happy.”
“If you think God looks only one way or sounds only one way or is only one way, you're going to look right past Me night and day. You'll spend your whole life looking for God and not finding Her. Because you're looking for a Him.”
Source: Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue
“If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.”
“If you think good architecture is expensive, try bad architecture.”
“If you think good design is expensive, you should look at the cost of bad design.”
“If you think great sex is the ultimate goal for being a sensual woman, then you’ve clearly... seriously... underestimated what you can achieve through your sensuality.”
“If you think half of America votes badly because they are stupid or religious, you are trapped in a matrix ... Take the red pill, learn some moral psychology and step outside the moral matrix.”
“If you think having real friends now is not necessary, then wait when you get old... It's more difficult to make real friends in old age than when you're young.”
“If you think he is your friend but being with him still feels like you are compromising somehow then you really do have to think again...”
“If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.”
Source: Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut
“If you think high altitude professional astronomy is harmless, you are easily misled.”
“If you think hitting 40 is liberating, wait until you hit 50; and I was surprised at how liberating it was. The anticipation of something is always much worse than the reality.”
“If you think Hollywood is depressing and corrupt, politics is really depressing and corrupt -- and fueled even more than Hollywood by money -- if that's possible.”
“If you think homosexuality is a sin, then your very life is a sin. If you think homosexuality is disgusting, then your very mind is disgusting. If you think homosexuality is a disease, then your very existence is a disease.”
Source: See No Gender
“If you think human rights is a political matter, what you think does not matter.”
Source: The God Sonnets: Naskar Art of Theology
“If you think humanity can get itself out of all this mess without divine help, then you're not being hopeful - you're hallucinating.”
“If you think humans are meat-eaters then try eating the animal raw like every other meat-eater on the planet. If something is not palatable in its raw state then you probably shouldn't be eating it.”
“If you think hyenas are nasty animals, you should meet a television editor who needs ratings.”
Source: The Gallows Woods Murder Mystery: A cozy small-town mystery with female friendship and old secrets
“If you think I am going to be rude, you are probably right.”
“if you think I care
about your soft-spoken
head-in-the-clouds
seizure of another and yet another and yet another hour”
Source: Falling Awake
“If you think I have a great voice and body, youll be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower.”
“If you think I haven’t been fantasising about your mouth around my cock, then you’re crazy”
Source: Playing by Her Rules
“If you think I'm going to stand down and be suppressed by you just because you have more power, then you're damn wrong. I won't stop until I'm dead or I've won, and if that means going to war with you, well, I'm already prepared for that.”
Source: The Quest for Freedom
“If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.”
Source: Rebecca
“If you think I minded, then you've never lived like that, plunged in a dream, when all the faces are masks and only the trees are alive and you can almost see the strings that are pulling the puppets. Close-up of human nature - isn't it worth something?”
Source: Good Morning, Midnight
“If you think I wear the cloak of filth, then let me tell you baby, I wear it real good.”
“If you think I will go to bed with you after this,” she said against his shirtfront, “you are absolutely mad.”
Jack rubbed her slowly against the bulge of his sex. “Yes. I’m mad over you. I adore you. I lust after you constantly. I love your sharp tongue and your big gray eyes and your voluptuous body. Now come to bed and let me demonstrate what a younger man can do for you.”
Source: Suddenly You
“If you think I would have gone to war the way George Bush did, don't vote for me.”
“If you think I'm a loser, that I'm a bust, that's fine, but you don't know me. I don't have a problem with people thinking I was a bad football player. I wasn't a particularly good pro football player. But I was a great college player, and that's something.”
“If you think I'm afraid of the steel cage...YOU'RE RIGHT! Please God, don't make me go into the cage!”
“If you think I'm annoying and preachy now, you should have known me in grade school.”
“If you think I'm crazy, keep going the way you're going and watch what God does.”