Best Allergies Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings Page 2

“When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!”

Play Humor School Funny Used Found Boys Wall Bags Peanuts Hold Me Allergies Roulette Russian Roulette

Author:Milton Jones

“We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting - they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral.”

Knows Feels Littles Stills Humor Funny Found Parent Serious Brother Eating Caught Tiny Bags Funeral Airline Peanuts Allergies Little Brother My Little Brother

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I always had more allergies toward the superhero comics than the others. I thought those were aimed more toward the people who would beat me up.”

People Beats Superhero Allergies

Author:Art Spiegelman

“[I hate] the ways that people want their special needs to be met, whether it's their food allergies or their special lotions or shoes. Or the ways that people want their neighborhoods and restaurants curated in a way that's really tailored to them. Growing up with someone who was living by these very strict, repressive rules for themselves - it made me very allergic to the idea of denial.”

People Way Want Needs Made Ideas Hate Growing Up Growing Special Mets I Hate Shoes Denial Restaurants Neighborhood Strict Allergic Allergies Special Needs Tailored Lotion

Author:Carrie Brownstein

“Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps and diarrhea in much of the World's population and the cause of multiple forms of allergies as well.”

World Wells Children Has Beens Form Causes Drinking Population Iron Milk Cows Multiple Linked Infant Deficiency Allergies Cramps Diarrhea Anemia

Book:Don't Drink Your Milk

Source: Don't Drink Your Milk

“I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.”

Children Play School Used Force Nuts Feeding Allergies Roulette Russian Roulette

Author:Milton Jones

“Most politicians have to find a way past that allergy. They have to find a way to go door to door, person to person, or else they don't win.”

Way Persons Past Winning Doors Politician Allergies

Author:Chris Matthews

“Because I'm a "strong person," the symptoms hit me by surprise. It was, as I write in the book, stinging in my eyes after Sunday that I thought was an allergy, until one day I sat in the car and decided to just let my eyes tear up so that whatever was in them would come out, and what came out were tears that wouldn't stop. It was literally a physical reaction that was my first indication there was anything wrong.”

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Author:Barbara Brown Taylor

“The EU treaties clearly promote an alliance of national states that, as far as possible, maintain their own responsibilities. There is no mention of a centralized state of Europe in the treaties. The EU Commission's politicking, however, is proof of a certain allergy against this principle of national states and national responsibilities.”

States Certain Responsibility Principles Europe Proof Alliances Treaties Allergies

Author:Jaroslaw Kaczynski

“I was like one of those newspapers, those periodicals. There's all different kinds of alcoholics. There's the everyday kind: that's the consistent one. That's what people think an alcoholic is-but an alcoholic is basically just someone who's allergic to alcohol. That's all it means. It's just an allergy.”

People Thinking Kind Mean Different Everyday Alcohol Newspapers Consistent Different Kinds Alcoholics Allergic Allergies

Author:Van Morrison

“Winter was nothing but a season of snow; spring, allergies; and summer...It was the worst. That was swimsuit season.”

Worst Summer Spring Seasons Winter Snow Allergies Swimsuits

Author:Teresa Lo

“The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.”

Feels Kind Nonsense New Yorkers Allergies

Author:Josh Radnor

“We must pay greater attention to keeping our bodies and minds healthy and able to heal. Yet we are making it difficult for our defences to work. We allow things to be sold that should not be called food. Many have no nutritive value and lead to obesity, salt imbalance, and allergies.”

Should Mind Body Able Values Difficult Pay Attention Greater Healthy Heal Salt Mind And Body Defence Obesity Imbalance Allergies

Author:David Suzuki

“I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.”

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Author:James Thurber

“We have currently a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses and recognize that television in the main is being used to distract, delude, amuse, and insulate us, then television and those who finance it, those who look at it, and those who work at it, may see a totally different picture too late.”

Looks May Different Used Media Information Television Late Mass Built Fats Finance Get Up Too Late Disturbing Good Luck Surplus Mass Media Allergies Good Night And Good Luck

Author:Edward R. Murrow

“I salute to you Commander and I sneeze 'Cause I have Now an Allergy To your policies it seems Where have we gone wrong America? Mr. Lincoln we can't seem to find you anywhere out of the millions From the deserts To the mountains Over prairies To the shores Is this just the Madness of King George Yo George Is this just the Madness of King George Yo George Well you have the whole Nation on all fours.”

Wells Whole Seems America Nations Causes Millions Gone Policy Kings Mountain Madness Desert Shore Commanders Salute Prairie Allergies Fours

Author:Tori Amos

“The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.”

Believe Has Beens School Next Parent Car Fit Doctors Resolve Next Day Allergies

Author:R. L. Stine

“(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look, Lanie, it’s Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace)”

Looks Two Helping Attention Grace Tree Moon Cat Instant Help Me Kill Me Mistress Backyards Save Me Unwanted Celibacy Allergies Suitors

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.”

Knows Trying Kind Said Bigs Guy Spells Shane Allergies Itchy

Author:Rachel Caine

“Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?”

Looks Said Animal Rooms Talking Planets Duty Documentaries Cleaning Cleaners Shane Your Room Morganville Vampires Allergies Roaches

Book:Black Dawn: The Morganville Vampires

Source: Black Dawn: The Morganville Vampires

“He's helped me a lot over the years." "I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours." "I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.”

Years Skins Scratches Allergies Itchy

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light

“My two Jamaican cousins ... were studying engineering. 'That's where the money is,' Mom advised. ... I was to be an engineering major, despite my allergy to science and math. ... Those who preceded me at CCNY include the polio vaccine discoverer, Dr. Jonas Salk ... and eight Nobel Prize winners. ... In class, I stumbled through math, fumbled through physics, and did reasonably well in, and even enjoyed, geology. All I ever looked forward to was ROTC. Autobiographical comments on his original reason for going to the City College of New York, where he shortly turned to his military career.”

“I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.”

Nonsense Wrestling Bullshit Allergic Allergies Allergic To Bullshit

Author:Jim Cornette

“I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability.”

Ifs Thinking May Said Hate Ability Situation Lovers Cat I Hate Hated Tolerate Hate You Allergies Cat Lover

Author:Raymond Chandler

“French parents are very concerned about their kids. They know about pedophiles, allergies, and choking hazards. They take reasonable precautions. But they aren't panicked about their children's well-being. This calmer outlook makes them better at both establishing boundaries and giving their kids some autonomy.”

Knows Giving Wells Children Kids Parent Concerned Boundaries Well Being Reasonable Autonomy Outlook Choke Hazards Precaution Allergies Calmer

Book:Bringing Up Bébé: One American Mother Discovers the Wisdom of French Parenting (now with Bébé Day by Day: 100 Keys to French Parenting)

Source: Bringing Up Bébé: One American Mother Discovers the Wisdom of French Parenting (now with Bébé Day by Day: 100 Keys to French Parenting)

“I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my allergies, which it did, and help me lose weight, which it did.”

Years Has Beens Helping Felt Loses Weight Diets Help Me Lose Weight Dairy Allergies American Diet

Author:Fran Drescher

“Consider the trivial but revealing hallmarks of urban hipsterdom: faux vintage photography, the handlebar mustache, and vinyl record players all hark back to an earlier time when people were still optimistic about the future. If everything worth doing has already been done, you may as well feign an allergy to achievement and become a barista.”

Source: Zero to One: Notes on Startups, or How to Build the Future

“Every season can be allergy season, depending on what you're allergic to.”

Seasons Allergic Allergies

Author:Clara Chung

“After my pregnancy, I discovered I have an allergy to yeast. Problem is, all the food I love has yeast in it. So I have to relearn how to cook.”

Problem Cooks Pregnancy Allergies Yeast

Author:Tia Mowry

“I love to cook. But I have some food allergies, so I have to contend with those.”

Cooks Allergies

Author:Zooey Deschanel

“When the link between the use of unsafe, mercury-laden vaccine and autism, ADHD, asthma, allergies and diabetes becomes undeniable, mainstream medicine will be sporting a huge, self-inflicted and well-deserved black eye. Then will come the billion-dollar awards, by enraged juries, to the children and their families. I can't wait.”

“We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of an allergy; that the phenomenon of craving is limited to this class and never occurs in the average temperate drinker. These allergic types can never safely use alcohol in any form at all; and once having formed the habit and found they cannot break it, once having lost their self confidence, their reliance upon things human, their problems pile up on them and become astonishingly difficult to solve.”

“We are eating hybridized and genetically modified (GMO) foods full of antibiotics, hormones, pesticides, and additives that were unknown to our immune systems just a generation or two ago. The result? Our immune system becomes unable to recognize friend or foe - to distinguish between foreign molecular invaders we truly need to protect against and the foods we eat or, in some cases, our own cells. In Third World countries where hygiene is poor and infections are common, allergy and autoimmunity are rare.”

“People who live in states have as a rule never experienced the state of nature and vice-versa, and have no practical possibility of moving from the one to the other ... On what grounds, then, do people form hypotheses about the relative merits of state and state of nature? ... My contention here is that preferences for political arrangements of society are to a large extent produced by these very arrangements, so that political institutions are either addictive like some drugs, or allergy-inducing like some others, or both, for they may be one thing for some people and the other for others.”

“Did God who gave us flowers and trees, Also provide the allergies?”

Tree Flower Health Allergies

Author:Yip Harburg

“I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots.”

Shots Medication Aspirin Asthma Allergies Antibiotics Ulcers

Author:Alicia Silverstone

“The American public is not aware that there might be potential allergenic and toxic reactions. With regular food, at least people know which foods they have an allergy to.”

People Knows Might Economy Reactions Toxic Allergies

Author:Jeremy Rifkin

“I've got an allergy to looking too neat.”

Neat Allergies

Author:Alexa Chung