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“In art, theories are as useful as a doctor's prescription; one must be sick to believe them.”
“Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.”
“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”
“Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then”
“Better to pay the grocer than the doctor.”
“There are enough doctors on the planet so that nobody has to die for lack of attendance.”
“I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.”
“Doctor, I have more education than most white people.”
“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”
“Before, if I wasn't in baseball, I wanted to become a doctor.”