“Men Wanted for Dangerous Expedition: Low Wages for Long Hours of Arduous Labour under Brutal Conditions; Months of Continual Darkness and Extreme Cold; Great Risk to Life and Limb from Disease, Accidents and Other Hazards; Small Chance of Fame in Case of Success.” MenLongWantedFunnyHoursChanceCasesDarknessRiskConditionsDangerousMonthsColdFameDiseaseSmartLowsExtremesAccidentsCleverLabourBrutalWagesLimbsHazardsExpeditionsGreat RiskLong Hours Author:Ernest Shackleton
“I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous.” FunnyBeautifulSportsFameGorgeousI Am Beautiful Author:Anna Kournikova
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?” KnowsHumorFunnyWhiteComedyFameRacismYeahBeing FamousRace In America Author:Chris Rock
“If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically.” IfsStillsHumorFunnyWaitingFamePhilosopherSeductionSeducing Book:Essays in Aesthetics Source: Essays in Aesthetics
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” WantedFunnyStuffSeaFameTravelCanadaFunny TravelGreat TravelBeing FamousCool ThingsPhotography And TravelSolo TravelWant To TravelStormy SeasFunny JourneyShort Travel Author:Britney Spears
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” BelieveHumorFunnyMotherHistoryFameSixHumorousWittyStoresChristmasDepartmentHolidayTemplesSantaMerryAutographsSanta ClausInspirational ChristmasMerry ChristmasChristmas HolidayChristmas EveFunny ChristmasChristmas ThoughtsBest ChristmasChristmas LoveHoliday SeasonFestiveMerry Christmas InspirationalChristmas MagicDepartment StoresHoliday TraditionsReligious ChristmasFunny Christmas CardFunny Merry ChristmasChristmas PartyChristmas CheerInspirational HolidayBelieve In SantaHappy HolidaysHumorous ChristmasChristmas ShoppingGreat ChristmasFunny HolidayHoliday SpiritReligious HolidayBelieving In ChristmasClassic ChristmasFamily ChristmasMerry Xmas FunnyFather ChristmasGreat HolidayHoliday Thoughts Author:Shirley Temple
“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?” HumorFunnyHumilityFameLaughterHumorousSimplicityComedianFunny InspirationalSimple LifeFunny LifeFunny MotivationalLive SimplyFun StuffFunny ComedianFunny Thoughts Author:Steven Wright
“A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.” WellsLooksTwoHumorFunnyStarsHoursKnownTvsHairFameWell KnownMovie Star Author:Steve Martin
“If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.” IfsInspirationalHumorBigsFunnyBreakHumilityFameNecksFunny Inspirational Author:Elvis Presley
“It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.” FunnyHappinessMoneyRichFameSarcasmFunny MoneyMoney HappinessMoney And Happiness Author:Alan Alda
“They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.” KnowsWellsFunnyLossFameHungryPrivacy Author:David Sedaris
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” WellsPersonsHardHumorFunnyDarkKnownHard WorkFameGlassesWell KnownHard LifeEyeglassesDark Glasses Author:Fred Allen
“There is a misleading, unwritten rule that states if a quote giving advice comes from someone famous, very old, or Greek, then it must be good advice.” IfsGivingStatesFunnySuccessAdviceFameBe GoodGreekMisleadGood AdviceUnwrittenGiving AdviceUnwritten Rules Author:Robert Foster Bennett