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“I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?”

Looks Doe Real Sound White Five Feet Skins Scar Look At Me Geek Acne White Skin Pasties

Author:Mike Myers

“People often trust low-res images because they look more real. But of course they are not more real, just easier to fake. [...] You never see a 10-megapixel photograph of Big Foot or the Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness Monster.”

People Looks Real Bigs Courses Feet Easier Lows Photograph Monsters Fake Snowman Loch Ness Monster

Author:Errol Morris

“A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that.”

Should Feet Ten Should Have England Keepers

Author:Ron Atkinson

“Everyone has something that defines them, whether they're wildly intelligent or whether they have really big feet.”

Bigs Feet Intelligent

Author:Gwendoline Christie

“When you think of the former high school football star, you think 6-foot-2, white, meathead as the model for that kind of character. Since I'm not 6-foot-2 or white, I just thought about what I could bring to it. I thought about Smash Williams from 'Friday Night Lights,' like the cocky quarterback, and played around with that.”

“According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.”

May Made Bigs Lasts Guy Next Heaven Black Steps Feet Minutes Style Drug Shots Prison Albums Rap Nine Ran Cents Last Time Dealer Drug Dealers Black Guys

Author:Chelsea Handler

“If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.”

Ifs Knows Way Persons Country America Faces Next Feet Models Seasons Sacred Sorry Fats Cows I'm Sorry Skinny Trainers Insulted Contestants Top Model

Author:George Lopez

“I feel like my own background in improv and doing documentaries makes me really comfortable with a situation where you're letting things unfold and you don't have to be a jerk, stomping his feet, trying to get his way on everything.”

Way Feels Trying My Own Situation Feet Comfortable Backgrounds Documentaries Jerk Stomping

Author:Seth Gordon

“If you live on an atoll and you get a warning by radio that a big wave is coming and everyone is told to move to higher ground, where are you supposed to go on these islands? There is none. The highest ground is four-meters (around 13 feet) above sea level, meaning you'd be safer in a coconut tree. How, though, are you supposed to get your grandfather, grandmother and grandchildren up there?”

Ifs Bigs Moving Levels Four Tree Sea Feet Goes On Higher Highest Wave Radio Islands Grandmother Warning Grandfather Grandchildren Meter Coconuts Grandmother And Grandchildren Higher Ground

Author:Enele Sopoaga

“Some field days can be tough. I've worked inside fuel tanks with 3 foot ceilings, in -42 to +42 Celsius temperatures, in snow and smoke and hail, and I've dug through snow and ice and pavement to find legal evidence. I've worked clear through the night by headlamp, and I've flown in a rickety long-islander with propane tanks strapped into the other seats. I've jury-rigged missing equipment, broken into my own truck, and cut out an emergency helicopter pad with a machete. I've been hungry, cold, tired, lost, injured, and downright hopeless!”

“We thought that using rap would draw a parallel with the protest music from the 60s and 70s that we found through the research for animadoc. When we thought about rap, Emicida immediately came to mind and we decided to call him to create this song bring the audience back to earth and put their feet on the ground. Emicida's song is the only one that has lyrics in actual understandable Portuguese.”

Mind Earth Song Found Audience Feet Draws Research Decided Rap Protest Parallels Portuguese Feet On The Ground

Author:Alex Abreu

“To be very honest with you, there were two big factors: One was that we were initially coming out in that week before Thanksgiving where both Twilight 3D and Happy Feet 2 are coming out.”

Two Bigs Week Feet Honest Factors Coming Out Twilight Happy Feet

Author:Shawn Anthony Levy

“So, we get into the first piece. Then, layer, layer, layer, do all of this. Then we jump into the trousers. Then I'm zip-tied in to this bottom piece and glued into the feet. So you can't get out. There is a zipper...somewhere. But it'll cost you money to find out where. And to actually make it functional, it's pretty ridiculous. So, I plan ahead.”

Firsts Pieces Plans Feet Cost Bottom Ridiculous Layers Tied Trousers Zips Zippers

Author:Colm Feore

“I am the King of Frost Giants. And if you've seen any of the Frost Giants, you know that I am, of course, the Napoleon of Frost Giants. We've got some massive, fabulous guys who dwarf me and come in at around eight-and-a-half feet, nine feet. But, no. Can't you tell by the commanding presence? I am the boss.”

Ifs Knows Guy Courses Half Feet Kings Eight Nine Giants Massive Boss Fabulous Frost Dwarfs Dwarves

Author:Colm Feore

“In order to dance professionally, you have to start at a young age. No matter what, your muscle structure and your bones have to be groomed from a very young age. Nobody wakes up at 17 and decides to become a ballet dancer. I'm saying that and someone's going to be born tomorrow who decides to do that and I'm going to have my foot in my mouth.”

Matter Age Young Order Born Feet Tomorrow Mouths Wake Up No Matter What Structure Bones Muscles Dancer Ballet Young Age Ballet Dancer

Author:Joan Chen

“That was something that I learned from Alan Ball from “Six Feet Under." He didn”t really like to have too many pop culture references because they don”t really hold up after a few years.”

Years Culture Feet Six Balls Pops Pop Culture Six Feet Under

Author:Jill Soloway

“I'd got married and wanted to have kids, so had kids, brought them up, did other things, and slowly got back into music. And it feels great, having one foot in the present, writing and covering interesting songs, and having one foot in the past.”

Feels Writing Kids Wanted Past Song Interesting Feet Married Covering

Author:Kim Wilde

“All kinds of violence on the TV. You're not supposed to watch violence on the TV. Children, they can't watch it 'cause they're afraid maybe the kids will copy something they see on the TV. I can't even get a funny cartoon anymore because some 12-year-old somewhere watched a particularly violent episode of the Road Runner-Coyote show, and the next day, they found him at the bottom of a canyon, two giant springs strapped to his feet.”

Years Kind Children I Can Two Shows Kids Next Found Causes Watches Violence Feet Tvs Spring Bottom Violent All Kinds Giants Copies Episodes Runners Cartoon Next Day Canyons Coyotes Road Runner

Author:Norm MacDonald

“I like the way my own feet smell. I love to smell my sneakers when I take them off.”

Way My Own Feet Smell Sneakers

Author:Christina Ricci

“I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.”

Ifs Behinds Feet Baby Ass Covered Calluses Pedicures

Author:Bob Saget

“People say he doesn't score a lot of goals with his head, but does he really have to with the ability he has in his feet? He makes spectacular goals look easy. His technique is fantastic. (on Thierry Henry)”

People Looks Doe Easy Goal Ability Feet England Technique Fantastic Score Spectacular

Author:Alan Shearer

“Some goalkeepers are really sexy with their feet. I have a little sexiness with my feet, but I don't like to bring it out.”

Littles Feet Sexy Sexiness Goalkeepers

Author:Tim Howard

“The way we value black beauty has changed. I'm single now, but back in the slave days, I would have never been single. I'm 6 feet tall and I'm strong. Look at me, I'm a Mandingo.”

Way Looks Values Strong Black Feet Changed Slave Tall Look At Me Black Beauty

Author:Leslie Jones

“Who cares for your bhakti and mukti? Who cares what your scriptures say? I will go into a thousand hells cheerfully if I can rouse my countrymen, immersed in tamas, to stand on their own feet and be men inspired with the spirit of karma-yoga. I am a follower only of he or she who serves and helps others without caring for his own bhakti and mukti!”

“There must be no fear, no begging, but demanding - demanding the Highest. The true devotees of the Mother are as hard, as adamant and as fearless as lions. They are not in the least upset if the whole universe suddenly crumbles into dust at their feet. Make Her listen to you. None of that cringing to Mother! Remember, She is all-powerful; She can make heroes out of stones.”

Ifs Hard Whole Remember Mother Universe Powerful Feet Hero Highest Stones Dust Fearless Upset Lions No Fear Begging Devotee Adamant

Author:Swami Vivekananda

“He who is the servant of all is their true master. He never becomes a leader in whose love there is a consideration of high or low. He whose love knows no end and never stops to consider high or low has the whole world lying at his feet.”

Knows World Ends Whole Lying Leader Feet Masters Lows Whole World Servant Consideration

Book:Prabuddha Bharata: Or Awakened India

Source: Prabuddha Bharata: Or Awakened India

“Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that's why normal people should not have children because if you raise a kid with only love and support, I guarantee that kid will be in rehab by the time he is 16. Why? Because you never introduced him to Mr. Back-of-Your-Hand. You know why I only broke into a liquor store once? 'Cause my father introduced me to Mr. Back-of-His-Hand and its wiley sidekick, Mr. Foot-in-My-Ass.”

“There's two approved methods for getting a pedicure for a guy. Number one, you use your own grinder or... You have an eighteen year-old Vietnamese girl rub your feet and call you Joe and that's it!”

Years Two Use Guy Girl Numbers Feet Method Eighteen Approved Vietnamese Grinder Eighteen Years Old Pedicures

Author:Christopher Titus

“Here's another secret - I have really big feet. I'm a size ten, so every opportunity I get I buy myself shoes.”

Bigs Opportunity Secret Feet Ten Shoes Size

Author:Freida Pinto

“Kenya, being a third world country, from a young age your eyes are open to the real world. I'd like to think growing up there taught me to stand on my own two feet, make my own decisions about what I wanted to be.”

Thinking World Two Real Country Eye Age Wanted Young My Own Decision Growing Up Growing Feet Taught Thirds Real World Young Age Third World Kenya Third World Countries

Author:Chris Froome

“I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't do anything on the whole hour - nothing - just fast forwarding: can't do that, can't do that - I know I can't do that. This woman in a soothing voice: 'Simply take the bottom of your right foot and place it on the small of your back.”

Knows I Can Whole Easy Voice Hours Feet Yoga Bottom Video Tape Soothing Beginners

Author:Brian Regan

“Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.”

Looks Littles One Thing Feet Car Toys Mcdonalds New Car

Author:Brian Posehn

“I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle bracelet that kept falling off.”

Men Fall Felt Feet Mets Shoes Ankles Bracelet Falling Off

Author:Dana Gould

“Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. We take over from the toe up, that's the plan. We spread over USA like fungus from the toe.”

Plans Feet Spread Damn Usa Vietnam Toes Fungi Pedicures

Author:Dat Phan

“Working on television is therapeutic to me. When that camera comes on all negativity vanishes. I forget about the fight I had with my neighbor. I forget about the pain in my left foot. I forget about my dog dying. Performing, for me, is an emotional cure all.”

Pain Fighting Left Forget Feet Dying Dog Television Emotional Cameras Neighbor Cures Performing Negativity My Dog Therapeutic Dogs Dying

Author:Todd Newton

“Comfort is key. I need to make sure the cleat first my foot perfectly. Weight is important, too.”

Needs Firsts Important Feet Keys Comfort Weight Cleats

Author:Amy Rodriguez

“I played on the boy's teams until I was 12. I just loved it and had a passion for it. You couldn't get a soccer ball away from my foot.”

Passion Boys Team Feet Balls Soccer Soccer Ball

Author:Lauren Holiday

“This is the first time I've been in a WTA final so it's really great to make it here in Auckland. I'm so tired I can't stand on my feet any more. Today the key was to run and run and finally I put a lot of pressure on her and she started to miss on the big points.”

Firsts I Can Bigs Running Today Feet Missing Keys First Time Pressure Tired Finals Really Great

Author:Marion Bartoli

“I remember getting into the plane, and I was kind of fearful. I didn't know why. I just felt like something was going to happen, and we landed and I thought that was interesting because I was just thinking we were going to crash. I just remember my feet touching the ground, and that's all I remember.”

Thinking Knows Kind Happens Remember Felt Interesting Feet Planes Touching Fearful Crash Like Something

Author:Lauren Scruggs

“Trying to follow in the footsteps of the masters, but it's a lot harder than it looks because even though they had the same size feet as us, they weren't looking down the whole time while they walked to make sure they were doing it right”

Trying Looks Whole Feet Masters Harder Size Footsteps Looking Down

Author:Brian Andreas

“Christ prays in me, Christ works in me, Christ thinks in me, Christ looks through my eyes, Christ speaks through my words, Christ works with my hands, Christ walks with my feet, Christ loves with my heart. As St Paul's prayer was: I belong to Christ and nothing will separate me from the love of Christ. It was that oneness, oneness with God in the Holy Spirit.”

Thinking Looks Heart Hands Eye Spirit Speak Christ Prayer Walks Feet Praying My Heart Holy Oneness Holy Spirit Through My Eyes Christ Love

Book:Mother Teresa: Essential Writings

Source: Mother Teresa: Essential Writings

“While the foods were being prepared, I watched as men dragged a foot-operated grinding wheel into an open space, and the groom devoted a tense hour to putting a razor's edge to a large, ornate dagger. The bride's father watched that effort with a critical eye. After satisfying himself that the weapon was suitably lethal, he gravely accepted it as a gift from the younger man. The groom has just sharpened the knife that the bride's father will use on him, if he ever mistreats the girl.”

Ifs Men Use Eye Girl Father Hours Space Effort Feet Weapons Prepared Edges Critical Accepted Wheels Satisfying Knives Devoted Tense Brides Razors Daggers Open Spaces Mistreat

Book:Shantaram: A Novel

Source: Shantaram: A Novel

“...while a sane world would not employ 5-foot-tall grandmothers as law enforcement officers, a sane world would also not give full body-cavity searches to 5-foot-tall grandmothers at airports.”

World Giving Body Law Feet Grandmother Tall Officers Sane Law Enforcement Enforcement Airports

Author:Ann Coulter

“I'll take a foot fetish with a man and his wife over a foot fetish with a man and his mistress any day. I don't care what they do. You go with it with your marriage and have a good time.”

Men Care Wife Feet Don't Care I Don't Care Good Times Mistress Having A Good Time Fetish

Author:Elisabeth Hasselbeck

“Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.”

Way Feet Sticks Bonding Sociologists

Author:Robert Orben

“The more thou dost advance, the more thy feet pitfalls will meet.”

Feet Pitfalls

Book:The Voice of the Silence

Source: The Voice of the Silence

“I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet. It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open; it breathed hard, and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs.”

Hard Light Might Eye Half Morning Saws Feet Creatures Rain Instruments Lays Dull Sparks Yellow Candle Limbs Lifeless Burnt Out Frankenstein Novel

Book:Frankenstein: ; Or, The Modern Prometheus

Source: Frankenstein: ; Or, The Modern Prometheus

“The world is a spinning die, and everything turns and changes: man is turned into angel, and angel into man, and the head into the foot, and the foot into the head. Thus all things turn and spin and change, this into that, and that into this, the topmost to the undermost, and the undermost to the topmost. For at the root all is one, and salvation inheres in the change and return of things.”

Men World Dies Turns Feet Return Angel All Things Roots Salvation Spinning

Book:Ten Rungs: Collected Hasidic Sayings

Source: Ten Rungs: Collected Hasidic Sayings

“You know, we'll hardly get our feet out of time [and] into eternity that we'll bow our heads in shame and humiliation. We'll gaze on eternity and say, 'My God! Look at all the riches there were in Jesus Christ, and I've come to the Judgment Seat almost a pauper!”

Knows Looks Jesus Christ Feet Judgment Jesus Christ Eternity Shame Riches Seats Bows Humiliation

Author:Aiden Wilson Tozer

“Life is a hard fight, a struggle, a wrestling with the principle of evil, hand to hand, foot to foot. Every inch of the way is disputed. The night is given us to take breath, to pray, to drink deep at the fountain of power. The day, to use the strength which has been given us, to go forth to work with it till the evening.”

Way Has Beens Hard Use Hands Life Is Night Fighting Evil Given Principles Struggle Feet Praying Drink Breaths Evening Wrestling Inches Fountain

Author:Florence Nightingale

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