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“At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.”

“I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.”

Thinking Trying Different Shows Problem Form Asks Five Four Minutes Starting Drawing Different Things Five Minutes Playing Music Starting Out

Author:Demetri Martin

“My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.”

Years Sex Four Wife My Wife Four Years

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.”

Walks Morning Five Four Involved Flight Stairs

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.”

Want Four Teeth Dentist

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then you visit him eight years later and he's wearing polyester pants, he's four foot eight, you think he's gay, and you're like, 'Are you the guy I was afraid of?”

Thinking Years Hard Age School Remember Guy Teacher Four Feet Gay Eight Ass Grades Pants School Teachers Grades In School Himmler

Author:Jon Stewart

“What is the American dream? The American dream is one big tent. One big tent. And on that big tent you have four basic promises: equal protection under the law, equal opportunity, equal access, and fair share.”

Dream Bigs Law Opportunity Four Share Promise Equal Fairs Protection Access American Dream Tents Equal Opportunity Fair Share Equal Protection

Author:Jesse Jackson

“Nobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And every four years the country holds a big casting call.”

Years Country Bigs Jobs President Acting Four Like You Four Years Casting Qualified

Author:Richard Jeni

“I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.”

Knows Important Sometimes Enough Kids Four Alive Sparks

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.”

Done Together Lasts Five Four Drug Seasons Snow Thirty Twelve Sixty Lightning Thunder Ninety Last Day

Author:Lewis Black

“You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.”

Ifs Might Four Car Fronts Block Yards Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If Redneck Humor

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.”

Ifs Might Break Four Figures Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If Wheelbarrows

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“... I'm sort of a nervous person with the camera, so I will just shoot arbitrarily until I can focus and compose something, and then I make a shot. So generally, in [the] proof sheets, there are only three or four really concentrated efforts to take a photograph. It's not like a professional kind of person who sets it up so every photograph looks really cool.”

Looks Kind Persons I Can Three Effort Focus Four Shots Cameras Photograph Proof Nervous Sheets Really Cool

Book:Dennis Hopper: Interviews

Source: Dennis Hopper: Interviews

“Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.”

Trying Years Bigs Guy Four Selfish Dawn Four Years Jerk

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“I went up to his [Hank Jones'] house and there were four guys there: Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Bud Powell, and Max Roach. Not a bad place to be. Scared shitless, but a nice place to be on my second day in New York.”

Guy House Four Nice New York Scared Charlie Max Bud Dizzy Roaches

Author:Ray Brown

“You have this preconceived notion of him [Sly Stallone] as a big, tough guy, but he speaks four languages and he likes to watercolor.”

Bigs Guy Speak Language Four Tough Notion Likes Sly Tough Guy Preconceived Notions Watercolors

Author:Rachael Leigh Cook

“Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.”

Thinking Men Want Needs Three Four He Man Months Married Down And Slow Down License

Author:Chelsea Handler

“On the question of taking credit for what goes right and blame for what goes wrong - having led the Conservative party for four years, I have never heard of this notion before.”

Years Party Four Heard Blame Notion Conservative Credit Four Years Conservative Party

Author:William Hague

“I have probably four or five male friends who have a real strong masculine side but some degree of a feminine side, too. They're pretty rare, whereas I think women with a masculine side are much less rare.”

Thinking Real Strong Sides Five Four Degrees Males Feminine Masculine

Author:John Malkovich

“If you live on an atoll and you get a warning by radio that a big wave is coming and everyone is told to move to higher ground, where are you supposed to go on these islands? There is none. The highest ground is four-meters (around 13 feet) above sea level, meaning you'd be safer in a coconut tree. How, though, are you supposed to get your grandfather, grandmother and grandchildren up there?”

Ifs Bigs Moving Levels Four Tree Sea Feet Goes On Higher Highest Wave Radio Islands Grandmother Warning Grandfather Grandchildren Meter Coconuts Grandmother And Grandchildren Higher Ground

Author:Enele Sopoaga

“Immediately after the September 11th attacks, I volunteered to go to Afghanistan in any capacity that the CIA wanted me. Four months passed before I was able to go overseas, just because my skill set was not one that was important in those really early days after the attacks.”

Important Able Wanted Four Months Skills Capacity Afghanistan September Cia September 11 September 11th

Author:John Kiriakou

“Hitchcock used to believe that if there were three or four memorable scenes in a film that would be enough to drive it, but I don't know if that's true or not.”

Ifs Knows Believe Enough Would Be Film Used Three Four Scene Memorable Hitchcock

Author:Clint Eastwood

“Actors are different. Some actors play themselves very successfully, but I come from the theater. Having done Shakespeare, we sometimes did three or four characters in the same play.”

Different Sometimes Done Play Character Three Actors Four Theater

Author:Stellan Skarsgard

“I began my addiction when I was 12 years old. By the time 40, 45 years later, when it, you know, it threatened my life and maimed me in terms of my voice, I was so addicted that I was smoking four packs of cigarettes a day.”

Knows Years Voice Term Four Addiction Smoking Cigarette Packs Threatened

Author:Joe Eszterhas

“The dozens of people working on this at Digital Domain, they knew that you couldn't get away with almost photo real, because we had real real in the room. You have real real in the cut every four or five shots, so you have this constant yardstick built into the footage by virtue of there being no real robot there. So it became the standard of photo reality that the VFX team had to match.”

People Real Reality Rooms Virtue Five Four Cutting Team Standards Shots Built Constant Digital Get Away Dozen Robots Domain Yardsticks

Author:Shawn Anthony Levy

“What I learned, in the two months that we shot, I don't think I could have learned in two to four years of drama school. It's invaluable to me, and that's been the most fun. It's been nice to let this be a learning experience in everything.”

Thinking Years Two School Fun Four Nice Months Drama Shots Four Years Two Months Invaluable Learning Experience

Author:Steven Yeun

“I remember the first day I got there, they started the take and after four takes I was on the ground, on my back, with a banana and a Twizzler in my hand, and my face was green, and they said, "You can't get back on set for another 30 minutes." That was a, "Welcome to Atlanta," and that put everything in perspective.”

Firsts Said Hands Remember Faces Four Minutes Perspective Green Welcome Get Back They Said Bananas Atlanta

Author:Steven Yeun

“Westlemania is the Superbowl but each PPV is equally important. The big four (WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, SummerSlam and Survivor Series) are always important to me but the themed events have been getting better each year. Each event has its own aura around it so it's very difficult to choose.”

Years Has Beens Important Bigs Difficult Four Events Series Get Better Survivor Royal Auras Rumble Wrestlemania

Author:John Cena

“And then, one acting class turned into two, turned into four, and then turned into, "I love this. I could do this for the rest of my life. But, I don't have a background in acting. I never acted in college, or did anything like that. How can I go about doing this?" That meant going to grad school and getting some training, and I did. I literally walked down the path. It was real fortuitous for me to walk by that school, that one morning.”

Two Real School Walks Acting Class Morning Path Four College Training Backgrounds Acting Classes Grad Grad School Fortuitous

Author:Tim Kang

“My family is very musical, I was surrounded by it. And from four years old I was the one that asked my mother could I take piano lessons.”

Years Mother Four Lessons My Family Musical Piano Four Years Piano Lesson

Author:John Legend

“For the first four years of my studying in the U.S., I couldn't go home for two reasons. One is I was afraid that if I left my student visa may not hold and I wouldn't be able to come back to continue. Second, there was this big outrage in China that I didn't know how to face the public.”

Ifs Knows Years Firsts May Two Reason Home Bigs Able Faces Left Know How Study Four Students China Four Years Outrage Visa

Author:Amanda Schull

“I've done some stuff with Thomas Jane and Tim Bradstreet in the comic world and it was interesting to me how close to a screenplay a comic can be. Certainly a four issue comic can be a four act structured screenplay and so I would totally be for that.”

World Done Stuff Interesting Issues Four Comic Jane Screenplays

Author:Todd Farmer

“I think the thing that made this stand out the most was just the fact that there's a lot more character to these characters. We see their back stories and we see their present situations, and that was a lot more interesting than just the regular procedural with four heads standing around a body, spelling it out for you. It's a lot more of a roller coaster ride.”

Thinking Made Character Facts Stories Body Interesting Situation Four Standing Standing Out Spelling Roller Coaster Coasters Present Situation Roller Coaster Rides

Author:Angie Harmon

“They literally have what they would call "a four-quadrant" movie that they could just release at any moment. Parents want to go there, kids want to go there, hipsters want to go there. It's like everyone will want to see it.”

Want Moments Kids Parent Four Release Hipster

Author:Nicholas Stoller

“I came to America because of a tennis scholarship. I really wanted to get away because I was really frustrated about my injury so my mother said, "Go to America for four months and just open your eyes and see that there's more things than tennis." That's what happened.”

Said Eye Wanted America Mother Four Happened Months Tennis Injury Get Away Frustrated Scholarship

Author:Boris Kodjoe

“The best thing about the Nikita show is that there's so many layers. Even after the pilot, the next four have a twist. Don't think that you've seen it all or that you know it now, and that it's not going to have any more surprises. There's a surprise in every episode, so it's a lot to keep track of.”

Thinking Knows Shows Next Four Surprise Track Best Things Pilots Layers Episodes Twists

Author:Lyndsy Fonseca

“The first time you went to the gym, to be trained and worked out, there'd be about four or five wrestlers, they'd take you to heavy calisthenics and then they beat the tar out of you... after you got tired. If you came back the next day they'd do the same thing. After about four days of you surviving this punishment, then maybe they might show you how to wrestle. That was to teach respect.”

Ifs Firsts Shows Might Next Teach Five Four Beats First Time Tired Heavy Punishment Gym Next Day Surviving Wrestler Calisthenics

Author:George Steele

“When you're reading my book, you're not in a four dimensional continuum, you're in my continuum, the Grossman continuum.”

Book Reading Four Continuum

Author:Richard Grossman

“When my sixth grade teacher opened the class with subtle praise for the guardsmen shooting four people to death at Kent State, I'd given up arguing with her by that point. But I was very riled up inside and vowed that I would never forget that.”

People States Given Forget Class Teacher Four Praise Arguing Shooting Grades Subtle Never Forget Given Up Sixth Grade Kent

Author:Jello Biafra

“Sixty-three percent of our university students are female. But you still see violations of women's rights in Iran. A Muslim man can have up to four wives. He can divorce his wife without offering any reason, while it is quite difficult for a woman to get a divorce.”

Men Stills Reason Three Difficult Four Wife Rights Students Percent Female University Divorce Iran Offering Sixty Womens Rights Violation University Students

Author:Shirin Ebadi

“He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.”

America Four Higher Politician Rating Newts

Author:Al Franken

“Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.”

Knows Men Two Bigs Three Numbers Boys Four Cost Thousand Rings Ems Engagement Bucks

Author:Norm MacDonald

“I grew up playing the guitar. I started when I was nine, and by the time I was nine and a half or ten, I was doing seven or eight hours' practice every day. I did two hours' practice at six o'clock in the morning before I went to school, and another two hours as soon as I got home from school in the afternoon. Then I did four hours at night before I went to bed. I did that until I was fourteen or fifteen.”

Two Home School Night Hours Half Practice Morning Four Grew Bed Ten Six Grew Up Seven Guitar Eight Nine Clock Afternoon Dedication Fifteen Fourteen

Author:Joe Pass

“Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.”

Matter Four Letters Words Matter

Author:Bob Saget

“Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.”

People Body Four Gym

Author:Bob Saget

“If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.”

People Ifs Ends Country America Dies Courses Hours Half Four Europe Balls Entertainment Welcome Our Country Soccer Collapse Enjoyable Bleachers

Author:Daniel Tosh

“I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.”

People Made Two Matter Whole Night Sound Levels Cities Four Week Television Months Internet Awful Miserable Weekend Every Night Touring

Author:Daniel Tosh

“This is the best club in the world with the best fans, so I'm very proud to be a Liverpool player for the next four years and hopefully even longer.”

World Years Next Four Player Fans Proud England Clubs Hopefully Four Years Liverpool

Author:Jamie Carragher

“Martial sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.”

Knows Kind Stills War Sex Pay Pieces Four Week Shapes Six Chess Civil War Mail One Piece

Author:Bill Engvall

“My son, there is no rest for me. That which Sri Ramakrishna called "Kali" took possession of my body and soul three or four days before his passing away. That makes me work and work and never lets me keep still or look to my personal comfort.”

Looks Stills Soul Body Three Four Son Comfort Let Me Possession Passing Passings My Son Passing Away Kali

Book:Prabuddha Bharata: Or Awakened India

Source: Prabuddha Bharata: Or Awakened India

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