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“My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."”

Needs Real Humor Funny Numbers Four Lucky Seven Billions Gambling Dice Handy

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the commercial has to be delivered by a man in a white coat with a stethoscope hanging around his neck, selling ergot pills. After all the public is entitled to what it wants, isn't it? The Romans knew that and even they lasted four hundred years after they started to putrefy.”

Ifs Men Want Years Mean Long Shows White Four Television Hundred Selling Necks Entitled Coats Pills Television Shows Hanging Around Stethoscope White Coat

Book:Raymond Chandler Speaking

Source: Raymond Chandler Speaking

“When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.”

Men Humor Funny Together Sports Four Get Together

Author:Rita Rudner

“It took me three, four years, to get from my first film to my second film, banging on doors, trying to get people to give me a chance. Writing, struggling, with no money in the bank, working as an editor on the side. Working as a cameraman on the side. Getting little jobs, eking out a living. Trying to stay alive, and pushing a script that nobody wanted.”

“I've come to feel very strongly, not as a joke, that if you appoint a committee of more than four people, their efficiency starts to deteriorate.”

People Ifs Feels Four Jokes Very Strong Efficiency Committees

Author:Charlton Heston

“I don't sit down at nine in the morning and begin writing and then take a break for lunch and stop at four. I have no structure like that. I am at my computer constantly, more or less attached to it. I live on-line and hate being off-line and don't care how unhealthy it is.”

Writing Care Hate Lines Break Morning Four Computer Structure Don't Care Nine Lunch Unhealthy

Author:Augusten Burroughs

“I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for.”

Four Losing Grateful Accidents East Ridiculous Drunk Village Bus Destined Limbs Wrecks East Village

Author:Augusten Burroughs

“I actually enjoy working with green screen, because I can imagine all that stuff happening, and I really cut my teeth on a movie I made called "Adaptation" where I had to imagine four-page dialogue scenes with my twin brother, who was nothing more than a tennis ball and a gas stand.”

Made I Can Stuff Enjoy Four Cutting Imagine Brother Scene Pages Happenings Balls Green Screens Teeth Dialogue Tennis Gas Twins Adaptation Because I Can Tennis Balls Twin Brother

Author:Nicolas Cage

“There are four pillars to happiness, which is the ultimate goal in life-to be happy. Health is first, family is second, home is third. That safe place where you can go to and regroup, be in a safe place by yourself start over. Those three things lead to the fourth pillar which is the hope and dream that tomorrow is going to be better. Without that you have not much at all.”

Firsts Home Dream Three Goal Four Tomorrow Safe Ultimate Thirds Fourth Three Things Starting Over Pillars Life Goal Ultimate Goal Hopes And Dreams Safe Places

Author:Bill Walton

“When I came off the Halloween movies, they were very stressful movies to make. That had been four very stressful years. I'm happy with how they turned out, but getting the end results took so much fighting with people and so much craziness, that at the end of it I was so burnt out.”

People Years Ends Fighting Results Four Halloween Stressful Craziness End Results Burnt Out

Author:Rob Zombie

“I say long and lean as opposed to tall, because you could be 5 four and look long and lean.”

Looks Long Four Tall

Author:Tim Gunn

“I personally think if you're given four months instead of four weeks on a play, with the people who want to work that way, the play will invariably be different and stronger, and much more fulfilling and richer on all counts. There's no doubt in my mind about it.”

People Ifs Thinking Way Want Mind Different Play Given Doubt Four Week Months Stronger No Doubt Fulfilling

Author:Al Pacino

“I am self taught. My dad threw me in with a drum set at the age of four and I figured it out!”

Self Age Four Taught Dad My Dad Self Taught

Author:Eric Hernandez

“A lot of people don't think about it, but the Bible has every horror element that you can imagine. It's got the devil, the Antichrist, Lucifer, and Satan - which are four different characters. It's got the end of the world. You've got zombies, giants, demon possession, a lot of murder.”

People Thinking World Different Ends Character Four Imagine Horror Elements Devil Murder Possession Satan Giants Demon Zombie End Of The World Lucifer Different Characters Antichrist

Author:Marilyn Manson

“I was at Reed [College] for only a few months. My parents intended for me to stay there for all four years but I decided that college wasn't right for me. I had no idea what I wanted to do I didn't see how college was going to help me.”

Years Ideas Helping Wanted Parent Four College Months Decided No Idea Help Me Four Years Reeds

Author:Steve Jobs

“I have four daughters and eight grandchildren. My soul lives on in them. That's immortality. That's the only immortality I care about.”

Soul Care Four Daughter Eight My Soul Immortality I Care Grandchildren Our Daughter Soul Life

Author:Ray Bradbury

“People's conceptions about themselves and the nature of things are developed and verified through four different processes: direct experience of the effects produced by their actions, vicarious experience of the effects produced by somebody else's actions, judgments voiced by others, and derivation of further knowledge from what they already know by using rules of inference”

People Knows Different Action Process Four Effects Judgment Direct Conception Inference Self Efficacy Vicarious

Author:Albert Bandura

“The first idea, the first art piece I ever did, was when I was four. I cut the seed of a pear in half and the seed of an apple in half in put those two halves together and planted the seed, hoping a very strange tree might grow. And I never stopped.”

Firsts Art Two Ideas Might Together Grows Half Pieces Four Cutting Tree Strange Seeds Apples Pears

Author:Yoko Ono

“I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.”

Guy Three House Four Percent Bodyguard Bentley

Author:Chris Rock

“I felt hopeful for the future because Obama is here. But nothing has changed. It's time for young kids to get serious again and really think about what their four fathers were like. As African-Americans, we are resilient, we are some bad mf-ers, and we are survivors. So get those i-pods out of their ears and become heroes again like the Freedom Riders.”

Thinking Kids Young Father Felt Four Changed Serious Hero Ears African American Hopeful Survivor Riders Resilient Things Have Changed

Author:Lee Daniels

“I waited for each film to become important for me. If I had no ideas for a film, I didn't do a film. So I made not that many films for fifty-four years of working.”

Ifs Years Made Important Ideas Film Four No Idea Fifty Four Years

Author:Agnes Varda

“You know, an hour and fifty-four minutes is too much for audiences. They get nervous.”

Knows Hours Audience Too Much Four Minutes Nervous Fifty

Author:Agnes Varda

“How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!”

Doe Two Humor Light Funny Four Eight Screws Bulbs Light Bulb

Author:Bill Bailey

“Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.”

Two Shows Humor Funny Hours Four Entertainment Spread Sparkling

Author:Chris Rock

“If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.”

Ifs War Humor Wanted Funny Four Pages Bored

Author:Lewis Black

“I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."”

Said Humor Funny Hours Four East Restaurants Gas Waiter Octopus

Author:Frank Carson

“A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen."”

Men Said Humor Funny Four Shops Eggs Cracks Dozen Cracked

Author:Frank Carson

“Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.”

Knows World Years Looks Humor Funny Four Cups Four Years Dump World Cup Victoria Beckham

Author:Frankie Boyle

“She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.”

Humor Funny Used Four Fronts Lessons Tests Seats Drivers

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.”

Humor Funny Lasts Past Four Week Ten Horse Quarters

Author:Tommy Cooper

“I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.”

People Shows Humor Reality Would Be Funny Black White Four Neighborhood Hunts Reality Shows Crackers

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.”

Knows Years Said Ends Humor Funny My Own Deals Know How Four Crazy Fronts Years Ago Misery Workers Bread Four Years Pizza My Own Life Ankles Huts Co Worker

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“People have material needs, but you don't need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don't need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.”

People Needs Different America Choices Four Week Materials Hundred Variety Mustard Days Of The Week Deodorant Different Day

Author:George Carlin

“Human relations tend to be more difficult when you're dealing with someone who weighs 30 kilograms more than you do. That's when you worry about whether a well-meaning gesture could produce complications. We have no problems with countries like Madagascar or Bolivia, for example. But Germany is our neighbor and we have a shared past. Besides, Germany is powerful and ambitious and more than four times as large as we are. It makes complete sense that we would act cautiously. It's simply Realpolitik.”

“The idea of political content is irrelevant. Content is irrelevant. I always tell my students, "Never forget you're writing words! You know, word one, word two, word three, word four. The words have to be organized. Nothing else does."”

Knows Writing Doe Two Ideas Political Three Forget Four Students Organized Never Forget Irrelevant One Word Forget You Three Words Writing Words

Author:Dave Hickey

“I think the body responds to more reps better than heavier weight. As long as I got those reps in three or four sets, it didn't bother me and I could come down on the weight. Teams didn't want me to do it as much, but that's just the way it is.”

Thinking Way Want Long Body Three Four Team Weight Bother Want Me

Author:Frank Thomas

“Even though I started playing the violin when I was four, my early chamber music experiences helped build a strong foundation for my solo work, as all music is a rich language and dialogue that is shared on stage, no matter what the size of the ensemble.”

Matter Language Strong Rich Four Stage Music Is No Matter What Foundation Size Dialogue Solo Chamber Violin Ensemble Strong Foundation Chamber Music

Author:Anne Akiko Meyers

“My parents say that I was singing before I could talk. I personally remember specific moments at three or four when music was playing literally all over the house.”

Moments Remember Three House Parent Four Singing

Author:Tori Kelly

“I went to extreme measures to achieve my goals, from strapping heavy sandbags on my ankles, hopping on one leg, up and down four flights of stairs at 5 am to practice my turns in front of the candle light when others are asleep. I felt like that I had climbed many tall mountains and made so many impossible dreams come true through sheer determination, perseverance, passion, self conviction and belief.”

“I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.”

Trying Two Humor Funny Next Millions Four Week Months Miles Two Weeks Down The Road Hash

Author:Adam Carolla

“As a writer I am proud that if you took my last four books, and they didn't have my name on them, I don't think readers would know they were by the same author.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Book Lasts Names Four Reader Proud

Author:Jay Neugeboren

“Medicine is aptly described as an art, not a science. To this end, four different doctors may have up to four different diagnoses or prescriptions.”

May Art Different Ends Four Doctors Medicine Diagnosis Prescriptions

Author:Andrew Saul

“Sometimes HR transformations have been definitions. Just because someone does an e-HR system or puts in a new talent system or changes the HR function does not mean an HR transformation has occurred. We identified four phases of HR transformation. Missing any of the four phases would be an incomplete effort.”

Mean Doe Has Beens Sometimes Would Be Effort Four Talent Missing Function Transformation Definitions Phases Incomplete New Talent

Author:Dave Ulrich

“In America, where you'd have thought the country's so huge it couldn't happen quite so cosily, everyone's giving his imprimatur to everyone else. You line up three or four well-known poets and a couple of eminent academics on the dustjacket, and the rest of academe follow like sheep. That's death really, if you take pleasure in it. Mind you, the occasional puff's hard to resist, but you shouldn't inhale.”

Ifs Giving Mind Wells Country Hard Happens America Three Lines Pleasure Known Four Poet Huge Couple Sheep Well Known Occasional Puff Inhale

Author:Michael Longley

“I'm not against ambition and reach, but if you can say it in four lines, why waste your time saying it in more? Challenge the world by all means, but it's bad for your poetry to take steroids.”

Ifs World Mean Challenges Lines Four Waste Ambition Steroid

Author:Michael Longley

“Take what happened to me in Bali. I planned on going to Ubud, then met a man on an airplane who told me it was too touristy. He gave me an address on the other side of the island, which turned out to be a palace where I lived for four years.”

Men Years Sides Four Happened Mets Islands Addresses Four Years Airplane Palaces Bali

Author:Rita Gelman

“Franny Armstrong is a mother of three and a grandmother of four. Her husband supports her imagination and has the patience of a saint. She's been writing since she was a child, creating plays to act out in front of the neighborhood children.”

Writing Children Play Mother Three Imagination Support Four Fronts Husband Creating Saint Grandmother Neighborhood Armstrong

Author:Franny Armstrong

“There were never a lot of attacks on my work. We were building more parks than were ever built in the city, building more recreation centers, fixing more streets. We had national events, the Super Bowl, the (Major League Baseball) All-Star game, Final Four. We built seven hotels. The city hadn't built a hotel in 20 or more years.”

Years Games Stars Cities Four Streets Events Building Majors Built Baseball Seven Finals League Parks Hotel Bowls Recreation Fixing Super Bowl Major League All Stars Major League Baseball

Author:Kwame Kilpatrick

“When I am writing a novel, though, then it's usually three or four hours a day. Ideally, right after lunch until three or four, but sometimes picking up again around ten, going until a touch after midnight. I rarely write in the morning, unless I'm on deadline. I do like rewriting in the morning, though. Guess it's the way my brain's put together. Or, the way it's falling apart.”

Way Writing Sometimes Together Fall Three Hours Brain Morning Novel Four Ten Lunch Midnight Falling Apart Deadline Rewriting

Author:Stephen Graham Jones

“The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"”

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