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“The difference between winning nineteen games and winning twenty for a pitcher is bigger than anyone out of baseball realizes. It's the same for hitters - someone who hits .300 looks back on the guy who batted .295 and says 'tough luck buddy.”

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Author:Warren Spahn

“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.”

Men Want Should Humor Funny Guy Turns Race Feet Car Window Radio Circles Drivers Keep Going Tides Slow Down Bugs Turn-on Passengers Race Car

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Guys who dress up like Santa Claus, see, and give presents away do it because when they was young they must have did something bad and they feel guilty about it. So now they do something they think is good to make up for it, see?”

Thinking Giving Feels Young Guy Dresses Guilty Generosity Santa Santa Claus

Author:George Seaton

“Imagine if you could actually be that happy? That would be powerful, man. People would be tunneling under the street to avoid you. They'd go 'Oh, man - is that happy guy still out there?'”

People Ifs Men Stills Would Be Happiness Guy Powerful Imagine Streets Powerful Man

Author:Jim Carrey

“Metal buildings are the dream that Modern Architects had at the beginning of this century. It has finally come true, but they themselves don't realize it. That's because it doesn't take an Architect to build a metal building. You just order them out of a catalog - comes with a bunch of guys who put it together in a couple of days, maybe a week. And there you go - you're all set to go into business - just slap a sign out front.”

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Author:David Byrne

“No one has a closest friend in Hollywood. These guys do not do friends in the orthodox sense!”

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Author:Sheilah Graham Westbrook

“The wardrobe guy [of Blow] was a genius. He was so tapped into that period and he brought me the ugliest things I'd ever seen and then they were somehow beautiful.”

Beautiful Guy Genius Periods Blow Wardrobe

Author:Johnny Depp

“The spot paintings, the spin paintings, they're all a mechanical way to avoid the actual guy in a room, myself, with a blank canvas.”

Way Guy Rooms Painting Spots Procrastination Blank Canvas Blank Canvas

Author:Damien Hirst

“He [Roger Federer] is the greatest natural talent in tennis I've ever seen. I love to watch the guy play, he's an awesome talent”

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Author:John McEnroe

“There's been plenty of adversity, starting the moment he was born. He had a respiratory crisis, and it was touch and go for a week whether he would survive. I think ever since, you can feel this pulse in the guy, an almost physical enthusiasm.”

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Author:James Taylor

“Somewhere in my wildest childhood I must have done something right. Being able to make a boyhood dream come true is one thing, but to have a kid come along and thrill his dad like Brett Hull has thrilled me over his career is too much for one guy to handle.”

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Author:Bobby Hull

“So when I hear a guy after a game-winning home run say or gesture that God was on his side, I think to myself, 'He's saying God screwed the pitcher.”

Thinking Home Running Guy Games Winning Sides Gestures Pitcher Home Run

Book:The Power of Negative Thinking: An Unconventional Approach to Achieving Positive Results

Source: The Power of Negative Thinking: An Unconventional Approach to Achieving Positive Results

“I actually think if you have a strong junior class, that's the best possible scenario. In their senior year, guys who are on the threshold of making it to the NBA start getting preoccupied in their thoughts elsewhere more than concerning themselves with the present. The junior class is the perfect age.”

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Author:Rick Pitino

“I guess there was some Casper guy, like, 10 generations ago who I'm named after. I'm the 11th. My son is Casper the XII.”

Guy Generations Son My Son Casper

Author:Casper Van Dien

“Somebody has to be prepared to be the good guy from time to time in order for the human race to prosper, though most people don't want it to be them.”

People Want Humans Guy Order Race Prepared Human Race Be Prepared Good Guy

Author:Wally George

“My relationships have been well publicised in the past but I am just a normal guy, really.”

Wells Has Beens Past Guy Normal

Author:Enrique Iglesias

“Interesting characters are troubled characters. The only problem I've had in my business is very few people - unfortunately, very vocal - confusing the difficult role that I play with me. I play these guys, but I'm not like them. I've been accused of being difficult to work with.”

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Author:Val Kilmer

“I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats.”

Guy Hate Boys Watches I Hate Gym

Author:Ali Larter

“Oh, it was a disaster, .. It went down like a lead balloon. I don't know why. I had thought the women in the audience deserved a little bit of something else after watching all those beautiful women. But I think they were shocked. Although the guys did dance nicely.”

Thinking Knows Littles Beautiful Guy Bits Audience Little Bit Disaster Shocked Beautiful Women Balloons

Author:Barbara Lee

“I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!.”

Guy Fronts Fancy Embarrassed

Author:Rebecca Loos

“I was always into noir. When I lived in Vermont I was drawing stuff that looked like an amateur doing 'Sin City'. When I first got to New York I was swiftly informed that they only did guys in tights.”

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Author:Frank Miller

“all skinny guys with beards are jerks”

Guy Skinny Beard Jerk

Author:Randy Quaid

“These guys who keep on playing but aren't winning, you've got to sit them down and let them figure it out and perform a little gut-check on themselves.”

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Author:Payne Stewart

“I'm a very fortunate actor. I'm blessed to be the position I'm in right now. Hell, I'm blessed to be in any position, you know? There are so many guys who had good lives, great lives, and blew it...I think there are some guys who think they don't deserve to have good lives. They feel they don't deserve their good fortune, so they throw it away. One of my good friends was Chris Farley. Chris blew it. He blew the whole enchilada.”

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Author:Tom Sizemore

“I really love `Serenity.' I'm really proud of it and excited to see it my guys on the big screen, bringing something new to it. But `Firefly' was a different animal, something I will regret losing until the day they put me in a box, because I did have a lot of good stories I wanted to tell.”

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Author:Joss Whedon

“Shoot the bad guys and I'll gladly sing a tune for you.”

Guy Singing Tunes Bad Guys

Author:Scott Weiland

“I've always felt that my generation was the last group to have passion about the game. Some of today's guys don't seem to share that interest and it shows.”

Shows Seems Today Lasts Guy Passion Games Felt Interest Generations Groups Share My Generation

Author:Tim Henman

“You have to be more disciplined in what you do. You have to make the plays when you're supposed to make them. When the play is presented to you, you have to make it. We have to have guys flying around the ball. It will definitely be a good game to watch this weekend.”

Play Guy Games Watches Discipline Balls Flying Weekend

Author:Takeo Spikes

“I was a bookworm, and very skinny with big, thick glasses. I never went on dates and guys were afraid of me because I was smart. So I got contact lenses, started to dress a little better and tried not to talk about Plato with boys. It worked!”

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Author:Julianne Moore

“People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.”

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Author:Bill Hicks

“I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'... what a great country we live in. DIRT for sale. How would you like to get inside that guy's mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn't he?”

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Author:Bill Hicks

“When I was a freshman in high school, my drama teacher, an incredible, inspirational genius, the guy who got me into acting, he encouraged me to get the lead in a musical. They didn't have any guys.”

School Guy Acting Teacher Genius Drama High School Musical Incredibles Lead In Freshman

Author:Casey Affleck

“When I used to do the action scenes, I would have to play it rough. If you hit an actress accidentally, she would usually take it on the chin and say, `Don't do that again.' But with the guys, they would put ice on it, take a 20-minute break and ask for x-rays. It was unbelievable.”

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Author:Jessica Alba

“A guy has to have the want-to. You don't just make plays by a mistake, by accident.”

Want Play Guy Mistake Accidents

Author:Anquan Boldin

“It's just that [the Hawks have made] a lot of changes. A lot of their great players have moved on. They have a lot of new faces and a lot of young guys who are going to be a part of this team for a long time. It'll take time. They've got a nice little core to start with.”

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Author:Mike Modano

“Man, Coach Brown, he's so relaxed. We've seen that guy dancing this week at practice and he's dancing in the locker room. It brings tears to guys' eyes and brings happiness to everybody.”

Men Eye Guy Rooms Practice Week Tears Dancing Dance Coaches Brown Relaxed That Guy Lockers Locker Room

Author:Vince Young

“Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players their cards. Well, they're giving you their cards for a reason. I said to my wife, 'All the guys get these cards and then when they get to the parking lot they rip them up or throw them away. It's really weird.' My wife .. said maybe you should just sign a picture and mail it to them. You know, 'Great playing golf with you,' or whatever. So, I did and lo and behold some of those guys I sent pictures to way back then are now CEOs at big companies.”

“It doesn't matter if it's in my class or around the world, anywhere, the first thing I say is "First of all guys, I want to give my Heavenly Father credit for all I do and the Lord Jesus Christ to give me the opportunity to go out and reach and save lives." To me, that's the most important thing.”

“Each situation has to be handled as a unique situation. But I think if you want your guys to stay in school and graduate and one of these opportunities comes along, you have to be willing to work with him, you have to give a little.”

Ifs Thinking Want Giving Littles School Guy Opportunity Situation Willing Unique Graduates Uniqueness Stay In School

Author:Charlie Weis

“When you're playing with only 13 guys, and is on the power play 12 times, that'll wear you down.”

Play Guy Columbus Power Play

Author:Mark Richards

“That's the fun part of it all. You get creative when you're in Little League. You're creative when you're in middle school. You're creative in high school and college. And then when you get to the league, this position, the more mobile quarterbacks, we have a tendency to want to become traditional and nervous and panicky in how we want to call plays and put guys in position to make plays.”

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Author:Kordell Stewart

“Talk is free. You never know what's going to happen after you talk. There's always a perception about a guy until you actually sit down and talk with him.”

Knows Happens Guy Perception Down And

Author:Herman Edwards

“The qualifying system helps the top guys like Sergio Garcia, who play most of their golf in the U.S. They can rely on the world rankings and just play their four extra events [with the four majors and three World Golf Championship events counting as seven European events]. But for the other guys it's tough, and I don't know if that can be changed. It is a tricky situation.”

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Author:Luke Donald

“I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.”

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Author:Liam Gallagher

“It does sound like a science fiction story and I may sound like one of these guys who walks up and down with a sandwich board saying the end of the world is nigh, but the end is nigh.”

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Author:Lembit Opik

“I think I'm commercial underground. I'm not commercial in the way that people consider 'pop,' but I'm not underground in the way that people consider that. either. I am just a cool guy.”

People Thinking Way Guy Pops Cool Guy

Author:Tiesto

“You'll still get guys with an array of badges to demonstrate their importance, but that just excludes people. I think fandom is more inclusive now.”

People Thinking Stills Guy Importance Badges Fandoms

Author:Charles Stross

“The guy may be totally motivated, connected and inspired, but if he doesn't know how to do it, he's not the guy to take out your appendix.”

Ifs Knows May Guy Know How Inspired Connected Motivated Competence Appendix

Author:Robert Genn

“I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."”

Doe Said Running Guy Watches Streets Christmas Ran Shopping Christmas Shopping

Author:David Letterman

“Gone are the days when Virgin Records was owned by Richard Branson, a fan of music. Now they're all owned by some guy who bought it off some guy who bought it off some guy who wants a return on his investment.”

Want Guy Gone Records Fans Return Investment Virgins

Author:Noel Gallagher

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