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“We find that the child who does not yet have language at his command, the child under two and a half, will be able to cooperate with our education if we go easy on the "blocking" techniques, the outright prohibitions, the "no's" and go heavy on "substitution" techniques, that is, the redirection or certain impulses and the offering of substitute satisfactions.”

Ifs Children Doe Two Able Certain Language Easy Half Discipline Satisfaction Heavy Technique Command Block Impulse Substitutes Offering Prohibition Substitution Redirection

Author:Selma Fraiberg

“By what route do otherwise sane men come to believe such palpable nonsense? How is it possible for a human brain to be divided into two insulated halves, one functioning normally, naturally and even brilliantly, and the other capable only of such ghastly balderdash which issues from the minds of Baptist evangelists?”

Men Mind Believe Humans Two Brain Half Issues Capable Nonsense Divided Sane Routes Baptists Human Brain Ghastly Evangelists

Author:H. L. Mencken

“Industrial agriculture now accounts for over half of America's water pollution. Two years ago, Pfiesteria outbreaks connected with wastes from industrial chicken factories forced the closure of two major tributaries of the Chesapeake and threatened Maryland's vital shellfish industry. Tyson Foods has polluted half of all streams in northwestern Arkansas with so much fecal bacteria that swimming is prohibited. Drugs and hormones needed to keep confined animals alive and growing are mainly excreted with the wastes and saturate local waterways.”

“Every once in a while you definitely have to film someone for half an hour saying something that you do not think is funny because for the previous two hours they said a bunch of stuff that you think is really funny.”

Thinking Said Two Film Stuff Hours Half Bunch They Said

Author:Seth Rogen

“With any television series - and it's something that is taken for granted with movies because you have the whole arc within two hours - you establish who the character is and it's a two-dimensional version, or if you're lucky, a two and a half-dimensional character. Once you establish that, you can move forward and break all the rules. Once the audience has accepted who the person is, then you can do the exact opposite. What makes it funny and interesting is doing the opposite.”

Ifs Persons Two Character Moving Can Do Interesting Half Break Audience Television Lucky Opposites Series Accepted Versions Moving Forward

Author:Rashida Jones

“It is a noble land that God has given us: a land that can feed and clothe the world; a land whose coastlines would enclose half the countries of Europe; a land set like a sentinel between the two imperial oceans of the globe.”

World Two Country America Given Half Land Ocean Europe Noble Globes Coastline Sentinels

Author:Albert J. Beveridge

“The interesting part about the writing process is that you can never see all the way to the end, not if something is happening over the course of a year and a half, or two years.”

Ifs Way Writing Years Two Ends Courses Process Interesting Half Happenings Two Years Writing Process

Author:Tom Perrotta

“After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I almost lost my life.”

Two Lost Water Half Months Eating Throwing Lettuce Throwing Up

Author:Richard Simmons

“I think of the future in two ways - survival plus moving forward. Under survival, I would put all the efforts to save the female half of the world from violence directed at us specifically because we are female.”

Thinking World Way Two Moving Effort Half Violence Survival Female Moving Forward Plus Two Ways

Author:Gloria Steinem

“I still think of myself as the new kid, even though I've been on the air for two and a half years. But my job is the same as it ever was, which is to make 9:00 P.M. as good as I can.”

Thinking Years Stills I Can Two Kids Jobs Half Air Half A Year

Author:Rachel Maddow

“Film is cool because it's an hour and a half to two hours. It's a great ride. It's typically three acts - beginning, middle and end. It's going on an adventure and by the end it's all cleaned up.”

Two Ends Film Three Hours Half Middle Adventure Beginning Middle And End Going On An Adventure

Author:Chris Pratt

“The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”

Ifs Long Two Care Half Known Taken Drinking Hardest Bottles Sober Hardest Thing Whiskey Vicodin

Author:David Feherty

“I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.”

People Years Two Half Nice Kissing Toys Grandchildren Philippines My Grandchildren Half A Year

Author:Don Rickles

“I was the first son and first child. When my sister came along, well, she was two years younger, and I had to go to the golf course because my mother couldn't handle all the action going on. So I came with father to the golf course since I was a year and a half old and I spent the day with him here, and it worked in naturally. And it was fun for me being with my father, and doing things that a kid did it was great.”

Years Firsts Wells Children Two Kids Action Mother Courses Father Fun Half Son Golf Handle Two Years My Sister Golf Course

Author:Arnold Palmer

“The first idea, the first art piece I ever did, was when I was four. I cut the seed of a pear in half and the seed of an apple in half in put those two halves together and planted the seed, hoping a very strange tree might grow. And I never stopped.”

Firsts Art Two Ideas Might Together Grows Half Pieces Four Cutting Tree Strange Seeds Apples Pears

Author:Yoko Ono

“I was attacked by two dogs when I was three and a half years old. I'm lucky to be alive. My face was stitched back together and here I still am, gratefully so. I believe that experience shocked me into a deep alliance with the animal world, its beauty and viciousness and terror.”

“Why does that pharmacist have to be two and a half feet higher than everybody else? Who the hell is this guy? "Clear out, everybody. I'm working with pills up here. I'm taking them from this big bottle and then I'm gonna put them in the little bottle. That's my whole job. I can't be down on the floor with you people."”

People Littles Doe I Can Two Whole Bigs Funny Jobs Guy Half Hell Clear Comedy Feet Higher Bottles This Guy Pills Pharmacist

Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“In the build-up to a race I begin practising two days beforehand with two other team members. We have an hour and a half practise run together. Then on the next day we have another practise in two separate hour long sessions. On the actual day of competition we do a warm-up run in the car before the race.”

Long Two Running Together Next Hours Race Half Team Car Members Competition Warm Next Day Session Two Days Practise Team Member

Author:Liz Halliday

“Two people cannot be alone together for upwards of half an hour without one emerging as the superior.”

People Two Together Language Hours Half Society Communication Superiors Emerging

Author:Lord Chesterfield

“You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.”

People Mind Two Facts Body Left Sides Brain Half Baseball Your Body Hemisphere Funny Baseball Left Handers

Book:The Little Red (Sox) Book: A Revisionist Red Sox History

Source: The Little Red (Sox) Book: A Revisionist Red Sox History

“Jim Rosato was recently married, to a Greek nurse. Rosato was half Irish and half Italian, and there was a pool on at the 1st as to which of the two would arrive at work wearing the other's skin as a hat within the year.”

Years Two Half Married Skins Greek Hats Italian Pool Nurse

Author:Warren Ellis

“It's not hard to be sexy when you're standing in front of Angelina Jolie or Robin Wright Penn. They're two of the most beautiful women in the world and two of the finest actresses. I think that if you're with people who are good in your profession they become sexy because they're good at what they do. I enjoyed being 6ft 6ins, having an eight pack and a long todger, you know? If I fold mine in half it's the same length!”

“I am married and I have two kids now, and I love them all to death. So I am trying to put all that together and maintain the same pace I've been keeping. But really, I relish what we do. A year and a half sounds like a cakewalk to me.”

Trying Years Two Kids Together Sound Half Married Pace Relish

Author:Slash

“Now one person doing the job of one and a half. So as an employer I can get two people to do the work of three, and think about what that does for profits.”

People Thinking Persons Doe I Can Two Jobs Three Half Profit Employers

Author:Nick Hanauer

“I go to live in Maine for the summer. Without computer, and without the telephone service we are mercifully without the faxes and e-mails. So it's really about two and a half months that I'll feel like I can recover some silence in my life...which is so hard to find.”

Feels I Can Two Hard Half Silence Months Computer Summer Mail Telephones Maine Fax

Author:Alan Lightman

“Technology has certainly reduced performance differences among drivers. Whereas a talented driver could get a half-second out of every lap in the past, nowadays talent makes up for only about one or two tenths of a second. But the driver is still the key factor.”

Stills Two Past Differences Half Technology Talent Keys Performances Factors Drivers Lap

Author:Michael Schumacher

“o matter how much research you do, or invention you do, whether it's a character from a novel, a completely invented character or someone who actually existed, it's a work of faction. By the very fact you only have an hour and a half or two hours to tell a story, you're telescoping events and it is, in the end, a work of imagination.”

Two Ends Matter Character Facts Stories Hours Imagination Half Novel Events Research Invention Factions

Author:Cate Blanchett

“You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains. Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.”

People Has Beens Two Reason Hands Given Born Brain Half Lifetime Legs Karma Decent Two Hands

Author:Glenn Hoddle

“Dividing an elephant in half does not produce two small elephants.”

Doe Two Half Produce Elephants Dividing

Author:Peter Senge

“There was a solid year and a half, perhaps two years, after making 'Temple Grandin,' when I didn't do anything. I just didn't have much patience for roles that were silly, or light, or inconsequential.”

Years Two Light Half Roles Silly Temples Two Years Inconsequential

Author:Claire Danes

“I haven't had sex in two and a half years. A guy I met in San Francisco gave me a sympathy blow job. It didn't really work. I said, "You're just doing this 'cause you feel sorry for me." We stopped in the middle.”

Feels Years Said Two Jobs Guy Sex Causes Half Middle Havens Mets Sorry Blow San Francisco Half A Year Blow Job

Author:Kevin Sessums

“Creatures are cups. The sciences and the arts and all branches of knowledge are inscriptions around the outside of the cups. When a cup shatters, the writing can no longer be read. The wine's the thing! The wine that's held in the mold of these physical cups. Drink the wine and know what lasts and what to love. The man who truly asks must be sure of two things: One, that he's mistaken in what he's doing or thinking now. And two, that there is a wisdom he doesn't know yet. Asking is half of knowing.”

Thinking Knows Men Writing Art Two Lasts Asks Half Knowing He Man Drink Creatures Asking Wine Cups Branches Two Things Mistaken Mold Inscriptions

Author:Rumi

“If you give Shevchenko half a chance, he'll score two goals. That's how good he is”

Ifs Giving Two Goal Chance Half Score

Author:Mark Hateley

“A short story is "a short prose narrative, requiring from a half hour, to one or two hours in its perusal...having conceived, with deliberate care, a certain unique or single effect to be wrought out.”

Two Stories Care Certain Hours Half Effects Unique Narrative Prose Short Story Deliberate Half Hours

Author:Edgar Allan Poe

“The greatest element in life is not what occupies most of its time, else sleep would stand high in the scale. Nor is it what engrosses most of its thought, else money would be very high. The two or three hours of worship and preaching weekly has perhaps been the greatest signal influence on English life. Half an hour of prayer, morning or evening, every day, may be a greater element in shaping our course than all our conduct and all our thought.”

May Two Would Be Life Is Three Courses Hours Prayer Sleep Half Morning Greater Influence Elements Worship Scales Evening Preaching Our Thoughts Signals

Author:Peter Forsyth

“At a certain meeting two and a half people were converted to Christ. A friend asked if he meant, two adults and a child. The facts were just the opposite two children and an adult. When a child is led to Christ, a whole life is saved!”

People Ifs Children Two Whole Facts Life Is Certain Christ Half Adults Opposites Meetings Saved Whole Life

Author:Dwight L. Moody

“Two half truths do not make a truth.”

Two Half Half Truth

Author:Arthur Koestler

“Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.”

Two Three Hours Half Audience Exhausted Yawning

Author:Adam McKay

“When I was a player, I'd have a pre-match meal of the biggest lump of fillet steak you could find, followed by rice pudding. Other times I'd have a steak and kidney pie. I'd finish the meal at 12.30 and be playing two-and-a-half hours later.”

Two Hours Half Player Meals Pie Rice Steak Lumps Half Hours Kidneys Pudding Rice Pudding

Author:Fabio Capello

“I have four daughters, with the two youngest being four years old and a year and a half. When one of my older daughters was in sixth grade, a classmate brought in their talking Winnie the Pooh doll for show and tell, so the next week my daughter one upped her classmates and brought me to school in for show and tell.”

Years Two Shows School Next Half Talking Four Week Daughter Grades My Daughter Four Years Dolls Next Week Our Daughter Classmates Sixth Grade

Author:Jim Cummings

“We allude to the short prose narrative, requiring from a half hour to one or two hours in its perusal”

Two Hours Half Narrative Prose Half Hours

Book:Edgar Allan Poe: Selected Poetry and Tales

Source: Edgar Allan Poe: Selected Poetry and Tales

“My strength is my distance. I can swim two-and-a-half soccer fields on one breath.”

I Can Two Half Fields Breaths Distance Soccer Swim

Author:Tanc Sade

“I ended up meeting this guy Stefan Simchowitz, who produced Requiem for a Dream and also went to AFI. I randomly met him in Cannes. By September of 2000, we had made a deal with this company that he was working with. They merged with us and in January of 2001, we opened WireImage. It was pretty crazy because I only started shooting celebrity stuff in 1998 - literally two and a half years later, I'm opening this company.”

Years Made Two Dream Guy Stuff Deals Half Company Crazy Mets Meetings Opening Shooting September This Guy January Half A Year Cannes Requiem Requiem For A Dream

Author:Jeff Vespa

“Normally, when I read a script, it takes me two and a half hours. I usually put it down and come back to it. So, I know if I can read a script in one sitting, it's a fantastic script.”

Ifs Knows I Can Two Hours Half Sitting Down And Scripts Fantastic Take Me Half Hours I Can Read

Author:Katee Sackhoff

“They say there are something like 12 million illegal immigrants in the country right now, with another half a million coming every year. Remember in the last election when the Democrats claimed there was two Americas? Turns out one of them was Mexico.”

Years Two Country Lasts Remember Turns Half Millions Right Now Election Democrat Immigrants Illegal Mexico Illegal Immigrants

Author:Jay Leno

“The big icebergs that drift into warmer water melt much more rapidly under water than on the surface, and sometimes a sharp, low reef extending two or three hundred feet beneath the sea is formed. If a vessel should run on one of these reefs half her bottom might be torn away.”

Ifs Should Two Sometimes Bigs Might Running Three Water Half Sea Feet Lows Hundred Bottom Surface Torn Vessel Extending Reefs Iceberg

Author:Edward Smith

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