“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” PeopleThinkingKnowsHumorTruthFunnyKnowledgeKnowingLaughterHumorousEducationalAdvertisingArroganceSarcasticIronicAnnoyingHilariousFunny InspirationalAnnoyedFunny LifeAnnoyanceFunny MotivationalThinking About YouFunny LeadershipSelf GlorificationI Think Of YouHilarious ShortKnowing EverythingFunny ThoughtsAnnoying PeopleBeing AnnoyedJust Thinking Of YouThinking Of Someone Author:Isaac Asimov
“You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false advertising, because that happens the least. That's like if you're advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. "This is what happened once."” IfsKnowsShowsHumorHappensFunnyGuyWinningHappenedAdvertisingChokeAdvertisementsHamburgersCasinos Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.” EndsHumorFunnyFightingSawsAdvertisingBoxingGood PlaceHboBoxing Matches Author:Mitch Hedberg
“In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?” MenCountryEnoughProblemHumorFunnyLastsAttentionWonderWeekCoupleAdvertisingBreastsAdsBras Author:Hugh Grant