“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.” FirstsHumorFunnyInspiringFoodEasierWeightCookingDietsCulinaryNutritionWeight LossSecond ChanceDietingHealthy EatingHealthy DietFat PeopleFunny DietEating Healthy FoodMotivational DietWeight MotivationalInspirational Weight LossGood Weight Loss MotivationInspirational Weight Author:Jackie Gleason
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.” ProblemHumorCausesAnswersFoodAlcoholDrinking AlcoholBeer DrinkingFunny AlcoholAlcohol DrinkingAlcohol And LifeDrinking Problem Author:Matt Groening
“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” IfsWantTwoHumorFunnyFoodThousandHungryRice Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.” HumorFunnyFoodAdultsCookingCulinaryCheeseCheesyMacaroniMacaroni And CheeseGrilled CheeseBlue Cheese Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'” IfsWantSaidHumorWantedFunnyComedyFoodMy FriendsYeahFrozenBananas Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.” ThinkingShouldLongCountryBodyHumorAbleFunnyWiseFoodColdEatingRateAssBlockCaliforniaDietsVegetarianVeganYou ChooseVegetarianismVegetarian HealthKilling YourselfFree CountryVegan HealthDrivewayVegetarian FoodVegan FoodWise Ass Author:Scott Adams