“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.” MenLoveWisdomHumorFunnyWomenLove IsMarriageMarriedHumorousWittyFinishedWeddingIncompleteHusband And WifeFunny MarriageLove And MarriageAverage ManGood MarriageMarried ManBeing IrishMarriage HumorWedding MarriageInspirational MarriageWedding ToastWeddings And MarriageNewlywedsIncompletenessMarriage JokesMarriage And Love InspirationalWitty MarriageFunny IrishWives LoveFunny Wedding ToastWedding PhrasesShort MarriageFunny Husband And Wife Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.” GivingHumorFunnyHouseMarriageMarriedDivorceCleverWeddingValentineHilariousDivorcedGetting MarriedGetting HighFunny Valentines DayFunny ValentineAfter DivorceHappy Valentines Day FunnyHappy DivorceFunny DivorceGood SexFunny Single Valentines DayFunny Valentines Day CardGetting A Divorce Author:Lewis Grizzard
“Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.” MenNeedsFeelsHelpingHumorFunnyFrontsMarriedClothesDressesUrgesButtonsSexuallyZips Author:Rita Rudner