“I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot.” ThinkingLongHumorFunnyBitsShotsPropertyCirclesTricksCropsWheatSpaceshipsCorrespondingLong ShotsVelcro Author:Bill Bailey
“Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!” DoeHumorFunnyGuyFallHalfSawsProjectsBoxesEntertainmentTricksDesperateHatsThis GuyMagicianRabbits Author:Chris Rock
“I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."” NeedsHumorFunnyTurnsStuffExpectedTricksIceBottlesRecipesFreezeCubesTrays Author:Jim Gaffigan
“For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.” HumorFunnyNextTricksUnderstand Me Author:Marc Maron
“You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.” KnowsI CanHumorFunnyHalfMagicMembersVery GoodCirclesTricks Author:Tim Vine
“Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day there was a fire at the factory that makes them.” KnowsWellsHumorFunnyFireCoupleBlowTricksSecondsCandleFactories Author:Tommy Cooper
“Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife. And Five Drink Mike... dances with wildlife.” KnowsTwoHumorFunnyEnjoyOpinionFiveMagicSeriousDrinkDancingTricksBiographiesMikeWildlifeMagic Tricks Author:Mike Birbiglia
“Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!” HumorEyeFunnyLastsMillionsCuttingBirdTinyTricksTemplesHittingPieLast TimeFlewCutters Author:Noel Fielding
“She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.” HumorBeautifulDogSweetCreaturesTricks Author:Queen Victoria