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“The gods too are fond of a joke.”

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Author:Aristotle

“Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wiseguy' opposites?”

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Author:George Carlin

“If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.”

“A large number of deaf, crippled and blind people are afflicted solely through the malice of the demon. And one must in no wise doubt that plagues, fevers and every sort of evil come from him.”

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Author:Martin Luther

“Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Lord Byron (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Lord Byron (Illustrated)

“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”