“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.” LongFunnyFiveFeetHumorousArmyWittyEleven Author:Spike Milligan
“A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.” MenFunnyFeetHumorousHundredGunLibertarianLawyerStealingAttorneyBriefcasesCorleoneBest Lawyer Author:Mario Puzo
“I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.” IfsWayFunnyNatureWhitePiecesFeetHumorousScreamSharksSeaweed Author:Axl Rose
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.” WholeFunnyLanguageEasyTechnologyFeetHumorousHarderMetaphorBlowWittyLegsShootingProgrammingGeekEffectivenessProgrammersComputer ScienceProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageComputer Programmers Author:Bjarne Stroustrup
“I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee.” GivingIdeasPlayWantedYoungSportsVisionCareersFeetFootballBasketballGiving UpSixHumorousPoundsTallAmerican FootballSportsmanshipParametersRefereeFunny Motivational Author:Jay Leno
“The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.” WayNeedsBigsLeaderFeetHumorousArmyToes Author:Bill Murray
“I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.” KnowsFunnyHouseFeetHumorousAvailableActressesSingersStealingHelloStolenWeirdnessSix Feet Under Author:Lauren Ambrose
“There, in the middle of this mall is the Washington Monument, 555 feet high. But if we put a one in front of that 555 feet, we get 1555, the year that our first fathers landed on the shores of Jamestown, Virginia as slaves.” IfsYearsFirstsFatherFeetMiddleFrontsStupidHumorousSlaveShoreMonumentVirginiaMallsJamestownWashington Monument Author:Louis Farrakhan