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“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.”

Ifs Running Humorous Blind Witty Flying Sarcastic Crash Headings

Book:The wit and wisdom of Mae West

Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West

“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.”

“Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.”

Humor Funny Hours Humorous Terror Terrorism Flying Boredom Seconds Pilots Airplane Sheer Airline Great Aviation Air Travel Pilots And Flying Airplanes And Flying

Author:Pappy Boyington

“If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers, but a helicopter can land and save your life.”

Ifs World Life Funny Trouble Land Flower Humorous Flying Aviation Airplane Predictions Dropping Pioneers Landing Helicopters

Author:Igor Sikorsky

“I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.”

Mind Humorous Flying Planes Aviation Airline Air Travel

Author:Naomi Campbell

“If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?”

People Ifs Humor Today Funny Land Food Computer Humorous Crosses Instruments Flying Covered Bottles Airplane Fog Sandwiches Airline Liquor Radar Runway Air Travel Bologna

Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits