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“Anything too stupid to be said is sung.”

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Author:Voltaire

“The telephone is the greatest single enemy of scholarship; for what our intellectual forebears used to inscribe in ink now goes once over a wire into permanent oblivion.”

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Book:An Urchin in the Storm: Essays about Books and Ideas

Source: An Urchin in the Storm: Essays about Books and Ideas

“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.”

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Book:Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”

“A fool must now and then be right, by chance”

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Author:William Cowper

“There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.”

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Author:Philo Farnsworth

“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”

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Author:Billy Connolly

“John Connally's conversion to the GOP raised the intellectual level of both parties.”

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Author:Frank Mankiewicz