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“My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.”

Thinking Stills Funny Plans Humorous Towns Edges Witty Wishful Thinking Embryos

Author:Groucho Marx

“While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things, The fate of empires and the fall of kings; While quacks of State must each produce his plan, And even children lisp the Rights of Man; Amid this mighty fuss just let me mention, The Rights of Woman merit some attention.”

Source: The Poetical Works of Robert Burns. To which are Now Added, Notes Illustrating Historical, Personal, and Local Allusions. [The Editor's Preface Signed: R. C., I.e. Robert Chambers.]

“Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'”

“Shortly after I met my mentor he asked me, ‘Mr. Rohn, how much money have you saved and invested over the last six years?’ And I said, ‘None.’ He then asked, ‘Who sold you on that plan?’”

Years Said Funny Lasts Money Plans Mets Six Humorous Asking Entrepreneur Investment Investing Financial Saved Planning Mentor Saving Money Financial Independence

Author:Jim Rohn

“And I have a plan to do even better, to end welfare as we know it”

Knows Ends Plans Stupid Humorous Welfare

Author:William J. Clinton

“As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.”

Humor Funny Sin Plans Pride Humorous Seven Greed Envy Lust Wrath Sloth Gluttony Deadly Sins Seven Deadly Sins Envy And Greed

Author:Robert Breault

“This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.”

Thinking Country Funny America Loss Plans Lows Humorous Weight Fats Milk Cows Weight Loss

Book:Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader