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“Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.”

People Needs Years Doe Saws Teacher Imagine Generations Couple Humorous Management Drinking Folks Glasses Experiments Teeth Grades Nails Coke Beverages Coca Cola Sixth Grade Old Car

Author:Dave Barry

“Thanks to the acuteness of his mind, he saw through the poverty of philosophical and Gnostic knowledge, and contemptuously rejected it.”

Mind Poverty Saws Humorous Philosophical Thanks Rejected

Book:Psychological Types

Source: Psychological Types

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

Funny Saws Baby Humorous Parenting Radio Witty Motherhood Comedian Toys Baths Unwanted Toasters Funny Comedian Hillarious Remembering Her

Author:Joan Rivers

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”

Said Problem Funny Success Motivation Women Saws Humorous Witty Motivational Sports Bodybuilding Thyroid Sweatshirts Thyroid Gland

Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness”

People Thinking Persons Saws Keys Humorous Witty Insane Mess Sarcastic Smitten

Author:Mae West

“God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.”

Made Self God Humor Funny Saws Horror Creatures Humorous Died

Book:The whole bloody bird: obs, aphs & pomes

Source: The whole bloody bird: obs, aphs & pomes

“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'”

Men Should Said Enough Helping Funny Law Mother Saws Six Humorous Neighbour In-laws Kicking Mother In Law Punching Kicking It

Author:Les Dawson