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“Many of the things that stifle growth are morally neutral. They're not bad things. Facebook is not bad. Television and movies are not bad. I enjoy TV, but it doesn't take long for me to begin to find humorous on TV what the Lord finds heartbreaking.”

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Author:Matt Chandler

“Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.”

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Author:Alfred Hitchcock

“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”

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Author:Gore Vidal

“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”

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Author:Frank Lloyd Wright

“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”

“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.”

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Author:Fred Allen

“There is one catagory of advertising which is totally uncontrolled and flagrantly dishonest: the television commercials for candidates in Presidential elections.”

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Author:David Ogilvy

“There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.”

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Author:Philo Farnsworth

“Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.”

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