“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.” MenLoveWisdomHumorFunnyWomenLove IsMarriageMarriedHumorousWittyFinishedWeddingIncompleteHusband And WifeFunny MarriageLove And MarriageAverage ManGood MarriageMarried ManBeing IrishMarriage HumorWedding MarriageInspirational MarriageWedding ToastWeddings And MarriageNewlywedsIncompletenessMarriage JokesMarriage And Love InspirationalWitty MarriageFunny IrishWives LoveFunny Wedding ToastWedding PhrasesShort MarriageFunny Husband And Wife Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.” LoveHeartLittlesDreamHumorTurnsLove IsGunMachinesDancingDanceMerrySweet LoveMiniaturesMachine GunsPerky Author:Matt Groening
“Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.” LoveLifeInspirationalI CanDreamHumorHappinessJoyFriendshipLove IsCommonLaughingLaughterSexualityInner PeaceAdmireLaughedFavouriteLove MakingLike LoveMake Me LaughCommon DenominatorHave A LaughSmile And LaughLaughs And SmilesSmile And LaughterLowest Common DenominatorHumor And LaughterHumor LaughterLove And LaughterHumour And LaughterLove LaughterAdmire And LoveHe Makes Me LaughLaugh And LoveYou Make Me LaughMake Love To Me Author:W. H. Auden
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” MenLoveInspirationalShouldIdeasHumorFunnyUsedHumanityWomenAnimalDogPleaseCatPetRelaxMy DogKittenAnniversaryCanineDog LoverHuman AnimalDog TrainingPoodlesHumans And AnimalsPuppy DogKittiesCat And DogPet DogDog LoveDog RescueGreat DogFelinePoodle DogsFunny CatPuppies And DogsCute DogGreat PetMan And DogFunny DogInspirational DogPurringCat DogTwo DogsI Love My DogPurring CatsFunny PuppyCat LoverCat LoveStranger In A Strange LandShort DogPuppies And LoveFaithful DogsInspirational CatDog HeavenHeaven And DogsCute CatLoving DogStray DogsRescue CatsPet NamesStray Cats Author:Robert A. Heinlein