Home / Topics / Marriage Quotes

Marriage Quotes

Browse 6430 quotes about Marriage.

Marriage Quotes

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

Mean Art My Own Marriage Husband Memorable Funny Marriage

Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor

“People change and forget to tell each other.”

People Change Forget Marriage Relationship Emotional Communication Relation Aging Memorable Funny Relationship Relationships With Others Family Relationship People Changing People Don't Change Process Of Change Love Emotion

Book:Toys in the Attic: A Drama in Three Acts

Source: Toys in the Attic: A Drama in Three Acts

“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”

Funny Politics Marriage Married Witty Memorable Garbage Fascists Marxist

Author:Lee Grant

“Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.”

Source: The Snake Has All the Lines

“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”

Men Life Funny Motivation Marriage Memorable Wedding Funny Valentines Day Wedding Speech

Author:Mae West

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.”

Love Remember Spiritual Women Marriage Environment Memorable Communion Trash Marriage Advice Funny Marriage Marriage Life Marriage Love Wedding Anniversary Lasting Marriage Marriage Jokes Funny Marriage Advice Funny Wedding Advice

Author:Joyce Brothers

“I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.”

Ifs Men Inspirational Years Funny Found Women Half Marriage Millions Dollars Witty Memorable Guarantees Fifteen Million Dollars Guarantees That

Author:Bette Davis

“Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.”