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“All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.”
“My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet.”
“A mother has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”
“My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.”
“My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.”
“Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.”
“Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you.”
“My mother was a personal friend of God's. They had ongoing conversations.”
“I owe much to mother. She had an expert's understanding, but also approached art emotionally.”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”
“Mothers are all slightly insane.”
“Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.”
“The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.”
“Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.”