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“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.”

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Author:Ann Landers

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.”

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Author:Evan Esar

“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.”

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Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“You see much more of your children once they leave home.”

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Author:Lucille Ball

“Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child just wants to eat the toys.”

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Book:Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

Source: Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

“My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period of many years. This is why your parents started to get so stupid just at the time in your life when you were getting really smart.”

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Book:Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home

Source: Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home

“Our promise to our children should be this: if you do well in school, we will pay for you to obtain a college degree.”

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Author:Ruth Ann Minner

“Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”

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Author:J. Paul Getty

“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'”

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Author:Dylan Moran