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“I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party.”
“I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother.”
“I fooled around with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams got pregnant.”
“I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.”
“My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'”
“When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years”
“I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant.”
“I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful!”
“Being pregnant is supposed to be the happiest time in your life.”
“When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30”
“You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house.”
“What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.”
“When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.”
“The universe is pregnant with signs that recall the presence of the Creator.”
“By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.”
“You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.”
“I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.”
“I get pregnant pretty easily, but I have a hard time keeping them.”