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“I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.”

Years Wells Said Wanted Dad Married My Dad Mum Divorced Marriage Is Hard

Author:Gwyneth Paltrow

“There is much to be said for exotic marriages. If your husband is a bore, it takes years longer to discover.”

Ifs Years Said Husband Bores Exotic Your Husband

Author:Saul Bellow

“"We, Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda and Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University, being in this the twenty-fourth year of our life, summoned by the wisdom of Almighty God and the unanimous voice of our people to the throne of our ancestors, do hereby proclaim..." Seth paused in his dictation and gazed out across the harbour where in the fresh breeze of early morning the last dhow was setting sail for the open sea. "Rats," he said; "stinking curs. They are all running away."”

“My dad was a lovely guy. I had great parents. But he was a conservative shopkeeper, and he said, "Look, I don't know how to help you as an actor, but if you want to be an actor, give it a go for a year. Get a job. And if you don't get a job, then we're going to reevaluate and you're going to go back to school." And I thought that was a fair thing.”

Ifs Knows Want Giving Years Looks Said Helping School Jobs Guy Actors Parent Know How Dad Fairs My Dad Conservative Lovely Great Parents Shopkeepers

Author:John Kapelos

“Robert Duvall taught me years ago. He said, "You know theatre is not real. I don't like plays." You know, he doesn't like plays. And I agree with him in certain ways, you know. They can be fun. I don't mind going to see them. I went and saw Phantom of the Opera. I thought hey, that's cool. Look at the mask and all that.”

Knows Way Years Mind Looks Said Real Play Certain Fun Saws Taught Years Ago Agree Theatre Hey Mask Opera Phantoms

Author:Billy Bob Thornton

“To me, hip-hop's been dead for years. We all should know that. With that being said, then, the object of the game now is to make money off of exploiting it. That's what it's all about - get this money. That's basically what I'm saying.”

Knows Should Years Said Games Objects Hip Hop Hips Making Money Hops

Author:Nas

“I played football for seven years in Spain and was called everything because I was from South America, and I never went out crying like a baby, like Patrice Evra, saying that someone had said something to me.”

Years Said America Cry Football Baby South Seven Spain Seven Years South America

Author:Gus Poyet

“The great common people of this country are slaves, and monopoly is the master. . . . The politicians said we suffered from overproduction. Overproduction, when 10,000 little children, so statistics tell us, starve to death every year in the United States. . . . We will stand by our homes and stay by our fireside by force if necessary, and we will not pay our debts to the loan-shark companies until the government pays its debts to us.”

People Ifs Years Children Littles Said Country States Home Government Force United Common Pay Company United States Masters Politician Slave Debt Statistics Loan Monopoly Sharks

Author:Mary Elizabeth Lease

“I was an assistant director for a year, and I realized, 'God, this is a lot of hard work. This is going to take time. So what's the shortcut? What's the better option?' Then thankfully, someone said, 'Why don't you become an actor?'”

Years Said Hard Actors Hard Work Directors I Realized Take Time Assistants Shortcuts

Author:Emraan Hashmi

“I remember very well, when I was at Oxford, an old gentleman said to me, "Young man, ply your book diligently now, and acquire a stock of knowledge; for when years come upon you, you will find that poring upon books will be but an irksome task.”

Men Years Wells Said Book Remember Young Tasks Young Man Gentleman Acquire Oxford Plies

Book:The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL. D.: Including a Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides

Source: The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL. D.: Including a Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides

“"What is the greatest surprise you have found about life?" a university student asked me several years ago. "The brevity of it," I replied without hesitation. Time moves so quickly, and no matter who we are or what we have done, the time will come when our lives will be over. As Jesus said, "As long as it is day, we must do the work of him who sent me. Night is coming, when no one can work" (John 9:4).”

Years Long Said Matter Done Moving Night Found Jesus Our Lives Students Years Ago Surprise University Who We Are Hesitation Brevity University Students

Author:Billy Graham

“We cannot rely on mass inspection to improve quality, though there are times when 100 percent inspection is necessary. As Harold S. Dodge said many years ago, 'You cannot inspect quality into a product.' The quality is there or it isn't by the time it's inspected.”

Years Said Quality Products Mass Percent Years Ago Rely Inspection Dodge

Author:W. Edwards Deming

“Strange friend,' I said,'here is no cause to mourn.' 'None,'said the other,'save the undone years, The hopelessness.Whatever hope is yours Was my life also; I went hunting wild After the wildest beauty in the world.”

World Years Said Causes Strange Hunting Hopelessness Mourn Undone

Author:Wilfred Owen

“I don't want to go into space because of war. I think we would if it was triggered. If China said they want to put military bases on Mars, we'd be at Mars in two years. That would be quick. I don't want that to be the reason.”

Ifs Thinking Want Years Said Two War Reason Would Be Space Military Bases China Two Years Mars Military Bases

Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“I've always tried out my material on my dogs first. Years ago, when my red setter chewed up the manuscript of 'Of Mice and Men,' I said at the time that the dog must have been an excellent literary critic.”

Men Years Firsts Has Beens Said Dog Materials Red Years Ago Critics Excellent Mice My Dog Manuscripts

Author:John Steinbeck

“I was embarrassed when a businessman friend asked, 'What's the yearly budget of your talk show? What's the per-episode budget?' And I looked at him with these blank, typical-model eyes and said, 'I don't know.' I call myself a businesswoman and I don't know that? So that is my goal next year - to really dissect the budget.”

Knows Years Said Shows Eye Next Goal Models Budgets Episodes Blank Embarrassed Typical Businessman Next Year Talk Shows

Author:Tyra Banks

“After Mitt Romney said it would be naive to go into Pakistan to pursue the terrorists, it took President Obama, against the advice of many, to give that order and finally rid this earth of Osama bin Laden. Ask Osama bin Laden is he is better off now than he was four years ago.”

Ifs Giving Years Said Would Be Earth Order Asks President Four Advice Years Ago Terrorist Pursue President Obama Four Years Pakistan Naive Better Off Romney Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden

Author:John F. Kerry

“I didn't get playing professional golf until I was 25 years old. And I always said that if I could make it work, I would play as long as I could walk.”

Ifs Years Long Said Play Walks Golf If I Could

Author:Arnold Palmer

“I've been wearing hearing aids for a long time. The technology available now is simply unbelievable. When I compare the new digital products to what we had 30 years ago, it's an amazing difference.... There was a time when I couldn't hear what most people said to me, most of the time. But with the hearing aids, I understand just about everything ... it really is very impressive.”

People Years Long Said Differences Technology Products Long Time Years Ago Available Hearing Aids Compare Digital Unbelievable Impressive Very Impressive Hearing Aids

Author:Arnold Palmer

“I stopped acting when I was about nineteen, twenty, when I got thrown out of college. I did act for about ten years. I don't know. I suspect I'm still a reasonably good actor, but I don't really know that I want to get on the stage again ... and having to say all those boring words by me over and over again ... I don't know if I want to do that. Also, I like a certain amount of freedom of movement, and if you're acting, you're stuck in one place for a long time. Having said that, I will probably be onstage next fall.”

Source: Stretching My Mind: The Collected Essays of Edward Albee

“I have never concealed the fact and said it before the court in 1938 that I came from an anti-Semitic past and tradition... I ask only that you look at my life historically and take it as history. I believe that from 1933 I truly represented the Lutheran-Christian outlook on the Jewish question - as I revealed before the court - but that I returned home after eight years' imprisonment as a completely different person.”

Years Believe Looks Persons Said Different Facts Home Christian Past Asks I Believe Tradition Court Eight Outlook Concealed Imprisonment Anti Semitic Lutherans

Author:Martin Niemoller

“Fifty years from now Britain will still be the country of long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and pools fillers and - as George Orwell said - “old maids bicycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist” and if we get our way - Shakespeare still read even in school.”

“A friend of mine said to me a year ago, "You're so lucky, Nancy, because Ronnie left you the library," She said, "You have that to work on, and to go to, and, in a sense, to be with him." I had never thought of it like that, but it's true. I go to the library or work for the library all the time, because it's Ronnie. I'm working for Ronnie.”

Years Said Left Mines Lucky Years Ago Library So Lucky Nancy

Author:Nancy Reagan

“A zealous disciple expressed a desire to teach others the Truth and asked the Master what he thought about this. The Master said, "Wait." Each year the disciple would return with the same request and each time the Master would give him the same reply: "Wait." One day he said to the Master, "When will I be ready to teach?" Said the Master, "When your excessive eagerness to teach has left you.”

Giving Years Said Desire Left Waiting Teach Ready Masters Return One Day Disciple Request Eagerness Zealous

Author:Anthony de Mello

“A man convicted of murder is twenty times more likely than a woman convicted of murder to receive the death penalty. Since the 1976 reinstatement of the death penalty, 120 men and only 1 woman have actually been executed. The woman, from North Carolina, said she preferred to be executed. In North Carolina, a man who commits second-degree murder receives a sentence on average of 12.6 years longer than a woman who commits second-degree murder.”

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Author:Warren Farrell

“Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."”

Thinking Years Said Lasts Last Year Hanukkah

Author:Joy Behar

“I'm from out of town," he said breezily. This was true. He'd never been within a hundred light-years of the place.”

Years Said Light Hundred Towns Light Years

Book:Use Of Weapons

Source: Use Of Weapons

“I love the book signings, you know, because I get to talk to real people, and a staggering number of people have said something very specific to me. "The Family Leave Law saved my family," or "Made our lives better," or, "The education aid that you provided made it possible for me to go to college." One man at 50 years of age got his college degree.”

People Knows Men Years Made Said Book Real Age Law Numbers Our Lives College Degrees My Family Aids Saved Made It One Man Signing Staggering College Degree

Author:William J. Clinton

“I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I could still type - I hadn't done it for four or five years after the war. So I typed out a page and I showed it to my wife and she said, "Where did you get this?" I said I wrote it. "You wrote this?" It was something very funny. I went and wrote another page, another couple of pages, and by the time I was finished I had 13 little short stories, humorous short stories.”

Ifs Years Littles Said Stills War Done Stories Five Four Wife Type Couple One Day Pages Humorous Army My Wife Finished Five Years If I Could Short Story Operators

Author:Carl Reiner

“[Australian Reserve Bank] Governor MacFarlane said recently when Paul Volcker broke the back of American inflation it's regarded as the policy triumph of the Western world. When I broke the back of Australian inflation they say, "Oh, you're the fellow that put the interest rates up." Am I not the same fellow that gave them the 15 years of good growth and high wealth that came from it?”

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Author:Paul Keating

“A very poor kid came up to me after a talk and said 'I want to go blow up a factory.' I asked how old he was and he said 17. I said 'have you ever had sex?' He said 'no.' I said 'just remember if you get caught you aren't going to have sex for twenty years at least.' That's not saying that one person having sex is worth the salmon. I'm not saying it's a reason not to act, I'm saying don't be stupid.”

Ifs Want Years Persons Said Reason Kids Remember Sex Poor Stupid Twenties Caught Blow Factories Having Sex Salmon That One Person

Author:Derrick Jensen

“As it's often been said, the rest of your life is the best of your life. I'm reaching for your hand now to help you reassess your attitude on living and jump into the happiest, healthiest, most productive years you will ever have.”

Years Said Helping Hands Life Is Attitude Reaching Productive Rest Of Your Life

Book:Revitalize Your Life After Fifty

Source: Revitalize Your Life After Fifty

“So the HP guy comes up to me (at the Melbourne conference) and he says, 'If you say nasty things like that to vendors you're not going to get anything'. I said, 'No, in eight years of saying nothing, we've got nothing, and I'm going to start saying nasty things, in the hope that some of these vendors will start giving me money so I'll shut up'.”

Ifs Giving Years Said Guy Come Up Eight Shut Up Nasty Conferences Melbourne Vendors Saying Nothing

Author:Theo de Raadt

“the miserable specimens who call themselves ' liberals ' are really conservatives: they're desperately even hysterically defending a welfare-warfare kleptocracy that is now at least four generations old, against growing numbers of us (unlike Republicans , who seem to become more ignorant with every passing year) who have actually managed to learn something from history and are struggling to dismantle said kleptocracy.”

Years Said Seems Numbers Struggle Four Growing Generations Republican Passing Ignorant Passings Miserable Welfare Warfare Four Generations

Author:L. Neil Smith

“This is the woman who stopped the Stanford Prison Study. When I said it got out of control, I was the prison superintendent. I didn't know it was out of control. I was totally indifferent. She came down, saw that madhouse and said, "You know what, it's terrible what you're doing to those boys. They're not prisoners, they're not guards, they're boys, and you are responsible." And I ended the study the next day. The good news is I married her the next year.”

Knows Years Said Next Boys Study Saws Terrible Married News Responsible Prison Prisoner Indifferent Next Day Good News Next Year Stanford Madhouses Superintendents

Author:Philip Zimbardo

“A chef is a chef, a cook is a cook; a lorry driver is a lorry driver and a designer is a designer. I've never heard anyone say that Philippe Starck is a chef. The important thing is dialogue. If I said to Norman Foster that he was a chef he'd say "No", but he might have a dialogue with chefs. People have said to me for many years that I'm not a chef and that I'm an artist instead, but I always say, "No, I'm a chef." I just have dialogues with designers.”

People Ifs Years Said Important Might Artist Heard Important Things Dialogue Cooks Designer Drivers Chef Lorry

Author:Ferran Adria

“We knew the time would come that we'd have to step down because we'd been winning Oscars for 15 years. I discovered this one day when I got home, my mother was reading a newspaper and she said, 'Again? What are you doing in the papers?' And I realized if my mother thought that of me, what would my enemies think?”

Ifs Thinking Years Said Home Mother Reading Winning Steps Enemy One Day Paper I Realized Newspapers Oscars Papers

Author:Ferran Adria

“The Saviour said He was going to prepare us a place. How wonderful it will be is beyond human computation. Remember that in six days Christ made the heavens and earth and all that in them is.... If He made so many wonders in six days, then what beauties and marvels He has surely prepared during these 1900 years in which He has been preparing our mansions in the Father's House!”

Ifs Years Humans Has Beens Made Said Earth Remember Father House Heaven Christ Wonder Wonderful Six Prepared Preparing Saviour Heaven And Earth Mansions Computation

Author:John R. Rice

“Jack [Kirby] and Joe [Simon] wrote and drew the stories themselves in the beginning and I was just, like, the office boy. But after a while they had more writing than they could handle and I was the only guy around, so they said, "Hey Stan, you think you can write this?" When you're seventeen years old, what do you know? I said, "Sure, I can do it!" And that was it.”

Thinking Knows Writing Years Said I Can Stories Guy Can Do Boys Office Handle Hey Do You Know They Said I Can Do It Seventeen Seventeen Years Old

Author:Stan Lee

“A lot of sources said I was born in 1917. That is incorrect. I was born in 1920. 1917 was the year the studios listed as my birth year to make me appear younger.”

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Author:Laraine Day

“On a trip to Germany, Lange and his entourage were climbing the tower of an ancient castle when they stopped to catch their breath. "How old is this ruin?" someone asked a guide. "Forty-two years," said Lange.”

Years Said Two Breaths Ancient Guides Ruins Germany Forty Two Years Climbing Towers Castles Entourage

Author:David Lange

“I have said consistently in my 16-and-a-half years in the parliament, I have always supported the party room's decision and the party room is the ultimate authority on these matters. I don't expect that to change.”

Years Said Matter Decision Rooms Party Half Authority Ultimate Consistently Parliament Half A Year

Author:Nick Minchin

“You know, my parents had a restaurant. And I left home, actually, in 1949, when I was 13 years old, to go into apprenticeship. And actually when I left home, home was a restaurant - like I said, my mother was a chef. So I can't remember any time in my life, from age 5, 6, that I wasn't in a kitchen.”

Knows Years Said I Can Home Age Remember Mother Left Parent Kitchen Restaurants Chef Apprenticeship Home Home

Author:Jacques Pepin

“I'm most enthused by the younger people...and I wouldn't have said that two years ago. I spoke at two college campuses (in Wisconsin) and the students weren't interested. Public Service was a dirty word to them. Now they see it differently. They see you can come together and have a positive impact. I'm encouraged because they now see that we can win on these issues.”

People Years Said Two Together Winning Issues Students College Years Ago Impact Dirty Two Years Spokes Public Service Campus Wisconsin Positive Impact Dirty Words Two Years Ago College Campus

Author:Ed Garvey

“The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them were intruders trying to get in. The other half was President Obama trying to get out.”

Trying Years Has Beens Said Past House President White Secret Half Five Five Years White House President Obama Fence Jumping Incidents Other Half Secret Service Intruders

Author:Conan O'Brien

“It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?”

Years Said Lasts Pay Morning Taxes Seasons Last Year

Author:David Letterman

“It was the 60th anniversary of 'Face the Nation.' During his interview, President Obama said, 'Our country doesn't fear the future. We grab it.' Nothing says you grab the future like going on a 60-year-old show hosted by a 77-year-old-man to speak to a 90-year-old audience.”

Men Years Said Country Shows Faces Speak Nations President Audience Our Country Interviews Old Man President Obama

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Republican Scott Brown lost his bid for Senate in New Hampshire last night, two years after he was voted out as Senator in Massachusetts. When asked what he was planning to do next, he said, 'Are they still looking for a mayor in Toronto?'”

Years Said Stills Two Lasts Night Next Lost Republican Planning Brown Two Years Senate Senators Last Night Mayors Toronto Massachusetts Hampshire New Hampshire

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.”

Years Made Said Government Lasts Religious Taxes Difficulty Entertainment Income Made It Contribution Last Year Income Tax Analysts Deductions

Author:Woody Allen

“Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.”

Ifs Years Has Beens Said Ideas Christian Life Is Turns Causes Realizing Sacred Killing Jew Hey Good Ideas Killing Each Other Leading Causes

Author:George Carlin

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