Home / Topics / Scotch Quotes

Scotch Quotes

Browse 160 quotes about Scotch.

Scotch Quotes

“Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch.”

Mines Months Alcohol Bars Willpower Wagons Scotch

Author:E. B. White

“I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.”

Sides Loses Half Brother Temper Both Sides Scotch Bad Temper

Author:S. J. Perelman

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”

“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

Cases Best Things Nerves Whiskey Scotch Whisky Bartender Whiskey Drinking Scotch Whiskey Scotch Whisky Bartending

Author:W. C. Fields

“The story is told of Lord Kelvin, a famous Scotch physicist of the last century, that after he had given a lecture on atoms and molecules, one of his students came to him with the question, "Professor, what is your idea of the structure of the atom." "What," said Kelvin, "The structure of the atom? Why, don't you know, the very word 'atom' means the thing that can't be cut. How then can it have a structure?" "That," remarked the facetious young man, "shows the disadvantage of knowing Greek."”

“And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.”

People Littles Reason Sweet Huge Amount Drink Wiser Coke Scotch Ghastly

Author:Bill Bruford

“I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.”

Mind Drug Alcohol Drunk Beer Drugs And Alcohol Scotch Bourbon

Author:John Lee Hooker

“What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.”

Love Is Drug Drinking Alcohol Drugs And Alcohol Scotch

Author:Lou Reed

“There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.”

Stills Left Debt Scotland Verbs Scotch Scots Irreparable Irregular Verbs

Author:Ivor Cutler

“Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart.”

Way Heart Romance My Heart Yeah Bottles Scotch Malt

Author:L. J. Smith