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“You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan
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“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”

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Book:Locked rooms and open doors
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“I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.”

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Book:Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

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Author:Winston Churchill
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