Twitter Quotes
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Twitter Quotes
“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.”
“Rainbows are gay space lasers. That's why they're not straight.”
“Only the present is real. The past and the future exist only in our imagination.”
“Being religious doesn't mean you're righteous. It just means you're gullible.”
“Wanna sound smart and witty? Then quote smart and witty people.”
“Drugs and addiction impact all classes, genders, ages, and races.”
“Never underestimate the power of a tweet.”
“Twitter is the gutter of the Internet . . . its just all trolls, bots and cheap shots”
“Used to see Jimmy Savile at the Flying Pizza on Street Lane, Roundhay. Always in good spirits. RIP”
“Autocorrect: making Twitter pedants delete and re-tweet since 2007.”
“Who decided 140 characters constitutes a tweet? By that logic sites like Facebook are for quacks”
“History will remember President Trump for having the ‘Twitter Trots’.”
“Conspiracy theory is bloomed at the rate of one hundred and forty characters a second.”
“#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.”
“Now, I guess, the front lines are just me and 280 characters on a phone screen.”
“Yang harus mati ketika sudah waktunya, biarkan menjalani hidup seperti seharusnya... I am.”
“Memenangkan argumen bukan berarti seseorang telah meyakinkan lawannya.”