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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”
“When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.”