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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”
Source: The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx
“She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.”
“Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.”
Source: The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx