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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
“I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.”
“Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
“Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.”
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
“How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?”
“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx