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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
“As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.”
Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover
“One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.”
“Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.”
Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover
“When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"”
“I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip”
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover
Source: Groucho And Me