“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
“No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”
“How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.”
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”
“Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?”