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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
“My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.”
Source: Groucho And Me
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”
Source: Groucho And Me
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
“I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.”
“Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?”
Source: Groucho And Me
“My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs”
“I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.”