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“Your dance moves should be fluid, like Duck Soup. Right now when you buy my Romance In Motion lessons, you get FREE refills.”

Romance Dancing Dance Absurd Ducks Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes

Book:BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

Source: BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“I built a giant gumball machine, and I filled it with duck eggs. The only currency it accepts as payment is karaoke singing.”

Humor Singing Absurd Eggs Ducks Duck Sing Karaoke Egg Shortage

Book:I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge

Source: I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge

“I make Coach Noises while I sleep. If my yelling wakes you up, you need to sleep harder and stop slacking off.”

Humor Sleep Absurd Coaching Sleeping Coach Slacking Off Slack Off

Book:Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

Source: Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.”

Humor Sleep Hard Work Absurd Lazy Sleeping

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“People say jazz puts them to sleep. As a master saxophone player, one who sounds like a duck quacking, I don't know if they're trying to insult me or insinuating they found a holistic solution to their insomnia. My music NOW comes in water-soluble tablets to be taken before bed.”

Humor Sleep Music Jazz Absurd Ducks Surreal Duck Sleeping

Book:One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

Source: One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

“For better sleep tonight, pre-order your duck fight today. It’ll give your pillow the energy you need to power slumber through to the morning.”

Sleep Power Absurd Ducks Sales Duck Sleeping Duck Quote Duck Quotes Slumber

Book:BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

Source: BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight