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Famous Jessica Simpson Quotes
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
“Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.”
“How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.”
“I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.”
“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”
“I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.”
“It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!”
“There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.”
“Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!”
“We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.”
“Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”