Table Money: A Novel
A source page for quotes linked to Jimmy Breslin.
“Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?”
“Don't call me a journalist; I hate the word. It's pretentious!”
“I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.”
“The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover”
“I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.”
“Go around with your eyes like a camera. Don't lose it by talking. Go and listen. And work!”
“The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.”
“Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.”
“Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.”
“Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.”
“Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.”
“Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.”
“Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.”
“Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.”