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“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”
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“Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!”
“Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?”
“I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it”
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“The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.”
“Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.”
“It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.”
“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”
“I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.”
“I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.”
“Say what you want about the deaf.”
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“The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.”
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“If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?”
“Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.”
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