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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes
“Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.”
“If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good”
“To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.”
“We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.”
“You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.”
“Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.”
“Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.”
“Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.”
“I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.”
“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.”
“If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?”
“I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.”
“If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.”
“If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?”
“I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.”
“Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.”