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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes
“Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?”
“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’”
“If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?”
“What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?”
“At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?”
“I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.”
“If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.”
“You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.”
“We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about”
“Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.”
“If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic”
“Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.”
“If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.”
“The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.”