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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes
“For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.”
“I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.”
“I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.”
“I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.”
“I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.”
“It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.”
“It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey”
“There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly”
“I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.”
“A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau”
“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”