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Famous Ogden Nash Quotes
“The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.”
“Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.”
“Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful.”
“If called by a panther, don't anther.”
“Only the gamefish swims upstream, But the sensible fish swims down.”
“Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right”
“Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!”
“Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.”
“I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.”
“Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.”
“He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more”
“Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?”
“It is the sin of omission, the second kind of sin, That lays eggs under your skin.”
“Celery, raw, Develops the jaw”
“Passivity can be a provoking modus operandi; Consider the Empire and Gandhi.”
“You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.”
“A lady is known by the product she endorses.”
“In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.”
“The song of canaries Never varies, And when they're moulting They're pretty revolting.”
“I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.”
