Source: Good intentions
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Famous Ogden Nash Quotes
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: Happy Days
“Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.”
“Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.”
Source: Many long years ago
“No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.”
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
“The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.”
Source: Hard lines
“All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.”
Source: The bad parents' garden of verse
“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.”
“Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
“To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.”
Source: Hard lines
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.”
“In the world of mules there are no rules.”
Source: Ogden Nash's zoo
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!”
Source: Many long years ago
“Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.”
“The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.”