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Famous Ogden Nash Quotes
“You can take it as understood, That your luck changes only if it's good.”
“Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.”
“Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
“When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.”
“The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.”
“My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.”
“Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?”
“I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.”
“Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.”
“Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?”
“If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.”
“God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.”
“Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.”
“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”
“One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.”
“Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.”
“I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.”