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Famous Oliver Markus Malloy Quotes
“The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.”
“Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck.”
“Capitalism is cruelty for money.”
“God created hell for people like Trump.”
“The Epstein list didn't kill itself.”
“Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money.”
“What if Melania is a Red Sparrow?”
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?”
“Trump's MAGA minions live in a Fox News bubble.”
“Hell was invented for people like Trump.”
“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.”
“I bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like: "Damn, that name is way cooler.”
“A God that never interferes is indistinguishable from a God that doesn’t exist.”
“The Bible is a horror novel, and God is the monster.”
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.”
“Dear millennials: Youth is fleeting. Stupid is forever.”